I took my revenge for what my husband did to me. I took my revenge while he slept. How many of his things could I cover in my fluids? And how many fluids could I cover his things with? His guitar? His bass? His shoes? His toothbrush? I could get creative here. Let’s see. Bass strings get a healthy dose of spit to see them rust. Toothbrush gets pissed on. Shoes hmm..shoes can get some piss too. I think my bloody v***** can help lube up his vape. Do you have any ideas for what else I should do?
