Oh Honey YOU really LOVE us fags, just can’t say it! I do have a stone. I rub it against my opening. Ohhh! It’s so HARD!. Sometimes I slip it in. OH! It’s so big! It’s so hard! It never, never goes soft! (Like your homophobic brain!)
My c*** sticks up in the air with that hard rock inside me. I just “rock” (no pun intended) back and forth and my c*** shoots a load across the room. Then I ease that stone out of me and wash it up with hot soapy water and let it dry in the Sun. It’s ready for the next day’s fun!