Hear ye ignoble men of the jizzle for it is I, the valiant jizzle king Don Corvallus Winslow De Miami. I possess a backvulva that is both brolic and bucolic, ye shall know it by it’s strength, durability and velvety texture like the finest silks in all of Asia. My rear poopoo portal has indeed accommodated many horsehung moors spaniards and arabs, yet it remains one of the most prized backwombs of the Florida territory. My name and sword have become famous and many tales are told of my exploits.
