My p**** are so thick and hairy you can’t even see my d*** when it’s flaccid. It’s like Tom Hanks’s beard in Castaway is between my legs only darker. My wife loves it though and she’s the reason I don’t even trim it, she always had her hand in there playing around, but s*** it is annoying sometimes. I have to take showers morning, after work, and before bed and f****** blow dry it so the humidity doesn’t make it uncomfotable for me, to say nothing about potential dank. Sometimes it’s like literally walking around with a rainforest between my legs. I’ve literally had her and my p**** get twisted together during s** and have to cut us apart. But tonight might be it. All my c** leaked out of her tonight during/after s**, and I guess I’m dehydrated because even after showering there’s little clumps of jism deep in my thicket all over the place. I went back in the shower and went to town with dial and shampoo, and I’m still finding some now.
My wife will be pisssssed if I trim it down, where it will probably be a month or so until she’ll have s** with me again. But f*** this is just too much upkeep and nasty.
