im gonna git you sucka

-the toughest kid on the disney channel

Don’t end your life bro, have a wild experience with the BACKSNATCH of CORVALLUS!

Idk man, i really want to consider to end my own life. Life somehow find it’s way to f*** up mine real hard. And i’m tired to gaslighting myself that my life is somewhat still fine. It’s not, and i’m tired of it….

you can put the cuffs away officer. my grandma isnt murdered shes taking a nap in a dirt hole in the backyard

-seth meyers

Bittch with a spike in her forehead at Hot Topic eaton centre

Piercingspotter

ok everybody. CHILL 😎

-Mr Freeze

this woman is about as subtle as a GUNN!

-Ryan Reynolds BRNJTL

One year at a family get together, I found my ex sister in law passed out on a bed in my in-law’s house. It was late and I knew she was pretty drunk. So I slid her bikini bottom down to get a look at her beautiful a**. She didn’t...

Mu kallile Georgile..

Ma igatsen sind
Igatsen meie suhet
Igatsen aega, kui olime koos
Kui olime teineteisesse armunud

Igatsen hetki, kui ütlesime teineteisele “ma armastan sind”
Ma ikka mäletan meie esimesed deidid
Kui olime 16. aastased

Ma ikka mäletan korrad kui veetsime aega üksteisega
...

had a fucken seizure yall
woke up in the clinic,
doctor touching my dickk wtfff.
he said first time …
hes seen a purple dickk.
asked if hed ever seen a reptar tyransaurus rex dickk before?

-Jaeden the creator ( adhd super rapper)

im gonna git you sucka

-the toughest kid on the disney channel

I recognize I have a dependence to cannabis and I’m quitting ( day 2 sober! ), but nobody can know I had the dependence in the first place due to the impacts it would have on my career. I’m too scared to talk about it anywhere, but I know how...

I have been asking for games from my brother to my mom to my dad and when ever I do they look more and more…sad?…I’m going to try and stop heck I even asked my brothers girlfriend for one

pull down mein pantse und soak you niqqas like einen SUPERSOAKER!

-Bonerz mc

Tyler the lot associate puked in a shopping cart at the home depot 😭😭😭and got puke in his hair , fuckkin dweeb

The Martz family has rent free space in your head!

You are on here every day posting about Julie Martz, Vincent Eugene Martz, etc. You are fixated and obsessed with writing negative posts about them. Does it make you feel better? Are you still locked in the asylum?

No one...

why are we getting medical advice from a doctor that smokes 🚬?

sheldon cooper aka Big bang theory

Stabba nigguhh in his right eye
Call him Fetty wap 👁

Vanauley Glock

Smack a black bittch in the face call it cultural music when my fist slaps da bittch

Vanauley Glock

 You are not “far-right” just because you want your country to be better.

Wanting safer streets, better opportunities, stronger communities, and a future where our children grow up feeling secure and proud of where they live should not be controversial. Looking out for children, expecting fairness, and hoping for...

I was a virgin when I started dating my wife. She wasn’t. She told me that two guys had fucked her. After we had s** for the first time, she asked me if it bothered me that she wasn’t a virgin. I told her that it didn’t.

i once had a crush on someone of the same s** and I hate myself for it

I’M CUCKOO FOR COCOA C****!!

– CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW III

Government is a system of lies, theft, waste, oppression and murder waving flags of “caring” and “safety”

Belle change your tik tok pic to one on your own we have broken up now and please remove photos of me from your tik tok and unfollow me on Spotify Kei.k12 we broke up we are not getting back together so no point in following each other and stop...

I know it’s hard to get out of a freeze state 🎲 it’s a roll but you will

I dont even know what to do i jus wanna do smth to get out of this stupid cycle of nothing….
One day everything goes well next day im useless and then the next day its smth w my parents
I cant even do anything on my own...

motherfuckerr aldi ist not open on sundays, i told you!!
to get me cigarettes on Saturday!!
you stoopid polish idiot.

-The Adventures of man bun milos.

I’m in the mood for some roadkill for dinner tonight

RFK JR

Why do I have to work? Can’t I just get paid to watch p-o-rn all day??

Bellehoneysmith
We broke up
Please take me off your TikTok pfp
And take down posts with me in them and un follow me on Spotify go and add all your friends that follow you and just move on from
Me now and stop going on scribbled...

im gonna git you sucka

-the toughest kid on the disney channel

DEBRA SHOPTEESE
Street

49 Louders Ln

City

Jamaica Plain

State

Massachusetts

Zip

02130

if she fucked you over, here is your chance

grab your fathers ponytail and ride his waves like a speedboat. his bonner ist mein handlebarr

-Bonerz mc

ayo is that Toilet bowl Stevens?
looks like hes trying to link up with Face tat Freddy for some kinda shady deal or summm
Oh fuckk he’s got a tattoo kit

I want a buff guy t****** on a chair and struggles to escape as I play with him. He’s also dressed in either a military uniform or an office outfit. TURNS ME ON SO MUCH. ESP WHEN THE BONDAGES perfectly go around his crotch and I can play with his...

I’ve been sneaking out to see this guy at night. It was the first night he didn’t have protection and he asked if I could give him a BJ. I’ve never done that before but agreed. I gagged so much it hurt and I was abt to throw up. I...

I hate my life.
I hate the fact that idiots try to run my life (make decisions; step over boundaries ; give help when I have asked them to leave it alone. They think that they are helping and that is always their excuse, as it is some sort...

Take your shoes off when you walking on my marble floors bittch

Rick Ross

Maybach on Forgiatos at Bloor st

Carspotter416