• 1 year ago
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Hi,

I know this really isn’t the place for it, but I need advice. After 23 years of extensive therapy, I no longer s******* desire the dishwasher. The dishwasher is fine with it, but I know that the toaster will miss our threesomes. How do I break it to the toaster gently?

(And Happy Thanksgiving to you ,American anonymous peoples of the Internet!)

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