Just to piss off all these homophobes, tomorrow at the alligator fuckhouse I’m having a backbush bonanza!
Bring your backbush and let your freak flag fly! Strut your stuff and show off your backbush while one of the macho tops sizes you up for a rectal reaming!
We will judge the backbushes on size, color and density — the fragrant contest is over and I’ve won!
Corvallus 🔙🌳👑