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    Anonymous March 8, 2020 10:42 am Reply
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    Anonymous March 8, 2020 11:51 am Reply
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  • I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:22 pm Reply
  • Time to stare at that blank spot on the wall again. No energy for anything else.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:22 pm Reply
  • Masturbation feels so good especially when you fap to your favorite videos and pictures that never fail to make you rocking hard and cumming fast.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:22 pm Reply
  • gah damn this bot is annoying

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:22 pm Reply
  • i fell in love with my skate trainer

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:23 pm Reply
  • The fish listened intently to what the frogs had to say.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:23 pm Reply
  • The wave crashed and hit the sandcastle head-on. The sandcastle began to melt under the waves force and as the wave receded, half the sandcastle was gone. The next wave hit, not quite as strong, but still managed to cover the remains of the sandcastle and take more of it away. The third wave, a big one, crashed over the sandcastle completely covering and engulfing it. When it receded, there was no trace the sandcastle ever existed and hours of hard work disappeared forever.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:23 pm Reply
  • Today again I masturbate…tell me how to control it. I’m 25 y/o

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:23 pm Reply
  • I have a random feeling that today will be a great day. I just know it. I know it alright.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:24 pm Reply
  • How to not care?

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:24 pm Reply
  • i want to love only you and marry you. Don’t leave me!

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:24 pm Reply
  • 2 DICKS IN MY ASS, THREE DICKS IN MY ASS. FOUR DICKS IS ENOUGH BUT FUCKING FIVE DICKS! FIVE FUCKING DICKS! LETS GO FOR SIX.. SEVENNNNNNN

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:25 pm Reply
  • I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:25 pm Reply
  • Bras are useless. K sized cup corsets for the win.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:25 pm Reply
  • If you don’t like America leave the continent.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:25 pm Reply
  • I thank god everyday that my ex-partner & I never had kids. Cause sometime after we broke up, I realize I didn’t want kids. I still don’t.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:26 pm Reply
  • When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:26 pm Reply
  • After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:26 pm Reply
  • Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:26 pm Reply
  • I got to tell you I love you in text today. Too bad I can’t tell you just how much i actually mean it

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:27 pm Reply
  • I know you don’t love me anymore. Just say,don’t put on this facade that you do.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:27 pm Reply
  • Transgenderism Is Not Even Real

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:27 pm Reply
  • Did some awesome lifts. Let’s fight depression ya’all. We are all in it together.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:27 pm Reply
  • Light travel

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:28 pm Reply
  • Insomnia again. Cue all the bad memories & not so positive thoughts.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:28 pm Reply
  • Boomers be mad and upset because times are changing.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:28 pm Reply
  • The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:28 pm Reply
  • Being flexible enough to do so, I have sucked on the tip of my own dick and came. I have done it multiple times.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:29 pm Reply
  • I want Graysen to win kids baking championship

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:29 pm Reply
  • i never felt loved by my family, never had friends genuinely love me and all my lovers used me

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:29 pm Reply
  • Good Morning Everyone!

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:30 pm Reply
  • The cat hurts my feelings because he loves and shows my parents affection, but he ignores me. I don’t why, because I treat him nice. Sigh…

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:30 pm Reply
  • She did her best to help him.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:30 pm Reply
  • Feeling the urge to harm myself again.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:30 pm Reply
  • Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:31 pm Reply
  • Hot filthy shit, brewing and churning inside my colon. I eagerly await your stinking arrival, and to see what shape my sphincter has fashioned you.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:31 pm Reply
  • Damn, why is having a shit so pleasant?

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:31 pm Reply
  • I feel do bad. I wish I can change my mood magically.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:31 pm Reply
  • I enjoy thinking about about you but I enjoyed most being with you. Missing you a lot on this valentine’s day. Happy Valentines day,

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:32 pm Reply
  • I hate having depersonalisation

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:32 pm Reply
  • I have no regrets masturbating to boku no pico (episode 2 is my favorite). I love this hentai.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:32 pm Reply
  • Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:32 pm Reply
  • I just want to move on. I have too many failings to rectify.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:33 pm Reply
  • I agree, this random person is so annoying, weird, and disgusting.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:33 pm Reply
  • She had come to the conclusion that you could tell a lot about a person by their ears. The way they stuck out and the size of the earlobes could give you wonderful insights into the person. Of course, she couldn’t scientifically prove any of this, but that didn’t matter to her. Before anything else, she would size up the ears of the person she was talking to.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:33 pm Reply
  • When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:33 pm Reply
  • Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:34 pm Reply
  • i hate myself for disliking someone who‘s always been nice and they’re genuinely not a bad person at all

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:34 pm Reply
  • The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:34 pm Reply
  • He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:35 pm Reply
  • I fucking hate the situation I’m in and o fucking hate myself. I should just give up on life

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:35 pm Reply
  • Desiree mills has the sexiest feet and cutest face

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:35 pm Reply
  • Kill all men and abort all male fetuses to save the world and remove all that’s wrong with this world.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:35 pm Reply
  • # 6 oh nooooo what about # 7 smoke some more shit you silly bitch

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:36 pm Reply
  • Come on Push. Push. I need to workout harder to fight that depression. Push.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:36 pm Reply
  • It’s only the middle of the day & I already want to harm and/or kill myself. Just need the guts to do it.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:36 pm Reply
  • I’m a guy and I wear thongs. boys or girls idgaf

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:37 pm Reply
  • So long and thanks for the fish.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:37 pm Reply
  • I recollect that my first exploit in squirrel-shooting was in a grove of tall walnut-trees that shades one side of the valley. I had wandered into it at noontime, when all nature is peculiarly quiet, and was startled by the roar of my own gun, as it broke the Sabbath stillness around and was prolonged and reverberated by the angry echoes.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:37 pm Reply
  • I like Maxwell coffee better than Folgers.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:37 pm Reply
  • Peter Han – Training Yourself to Draw From Imagination

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:38 pm Reply
  • The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:38 pm Reply
  • I’m a (somewhat) straight girl (I’m 20) and i dreamt i was messing around with a girl and i woke up due to having a huge orgasm in my sleep..wtf

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:38 pm Reply
  • I covered my friend in baby oil.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:38 pm Reply
  • It was that terrifying feeling you have as you tightly hold the covers over you with the knowledge that there is something hiding under your bed. You want to look, but you don’t at the same time. You’re frozen with fear and unable to act. That’s where she found herself and she didn’t know what to do next

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:39 pm Reply
  • I wanna girl to smash with ?

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:39 pm Reply
  • i have an invention that will change the world but i am afraid of being murdered if i bring it out to the public

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:39 pm Reply
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, HE LIKES ME, HE LIKES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:39 pm Reply
  • I hate feeling like I am being dismissed like that because I never dismiss anyone. Why did you do that. What did I do to you?

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:40 pm Reply
  • It must be five o’clock somewhere.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:40 pm Reply
  • I can smell you’re mother through the wall. You came from that hole. You smell as well. God bless.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:40 pm Reply
  • You can’t just go to Narnia and never come back. There’s consequences.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:40 pm Reply
  • Talking to you and your alters is a grind.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:41 pm Reply
  • Waleska Sargenteli makes the hottest porn vids, gonna find out how to be her costar. isn’t she one of the hottest pornstars you’ve ever seen?

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:41 pm Reply
  • I want my boyfriend, not you.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:41 pm Reply
  • I just want to tell her that she’s beautiful and that I want to kiss her, but if I do that it could destroy our friendship.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:41 pm Reply
  • am i the only one who hasn’t gone out with somebody? yes i definitely am.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:42 pm Reply
  • I love you AL; I want you so badly.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:42 pm Reply
  • K!zz M3 @$$ b!+<h.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:42 pm Reply
  • Halima Aden needs a balls deep pump.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:43 pm Reply
  • She nervously peered over the edge. She understood in her mind that the view was supposed to be beautiful, but all she felt was fear. There had always been something about heights that disturbed her, and now she could feel the full force of this unease. She reluctantly crept a little closer with the encouragement of her friends as the fear continued to build. She couldn’t help but feel that something horrible was about to happen.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:43 pm Reply
  • Rebecca francett is a thieving bitch and I hope you cry in jail.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:43 pm Reply
  • I’m only pretending to be strong enough to keep going

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:43 pm Reply
  • He always wore his sunglasses at night.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:44 pm Reply
  • I live a sad existence.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:44 pm Reply
  • She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:44 pm Reply
  • Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:44 pm Reply
  • The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:45 pm Reply
  • I don’t love you anymore, but I still just wanna fuck.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:45 pm Reply
  • I love God most, but i also love money and i want to repent, into hating money and loving God.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:45 pm Reply
  • May those who are sexist, homophobic or racist be cursed for the upcoming week.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:45 pm Reply
  • She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:46 pm Reply
  • Weekday afternoons are the worst. Bad things keep happening to people.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:46 pm Reply
  • I recently masterbated with a man on KIK messenger. I hadn’t masterbated in almost 6 months. I am feel unworthy and ashamed.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:46 pm Reply
  • Dear woman who said Stevie Wonder isn’t actually blind: Just-ju-hm.. Shut the fuck up please?

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:47 pm Reply
  • I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:47 pm Reply
  • The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:47 pm Reply
  • i was dead but now i am alive. Woke up from a very long dream. Angels > Fae

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:47 pm Reply
  • Good After noon. I’m drink black tea now.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:48 pm Reply
  • I love you. You have helped me a lot. I don’t know why I still “feel” this way. Depression sucks

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:48 pm Reply
  • Even though I don’t feel motivated. I’m gonna get my fat ass on the treadmill.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:48 pm Reply
  • I Hope he gets you pregnant then leaves you fucking Bitch

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:48 pm Reply
  • i got my first period today ugh

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:49 pm Reply
  • I need to put my own feelings and needs aside and just be her friend. She is going through so much right now. But how do I do this without suffocating the bitch?

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:49 pm Reply
  • Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:49 pm Reply
  • Good Morning.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:49 pm Reply
  • I am a Sabrina Suzuki stan. tell me she doesn’t make your cream your jeans in her videos

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:50 pm Reply
  • The lone lamp post of the one-street town flickered, not quite dead but definitely on its way out. Suitcase by her side, she paid no heed to the light, the street or the town. A car was coming down the street and with her arm outstretched and thumb in the air, she had a plan.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:50 pm Reply
  • It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:50 pm Reply
  • Pick a toothpick. Any toothpick.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:50 pm Reply
  • Just be my friend, please.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:51 pm Reply
  • I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:51 pm Reply
  • I’ve been fucking Chinese hookers in Europe during the coronavirus outbreak. I didn’t use condoms!

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:51 pm Reply
  • I was angry disrespectful impatient selfish prideful I had worldly sorrow resentment I complained dishonored my father and passed judgement against him

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:51 pm Reply
  • My coworkers expect me to know the processes I have to do, but they don’t teach me how to do them. WTF

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:52 pm Reply
  • Stop confusing pleaceful sleep with death. They are not the same. With sleep you breathe in trance, with death you choke and body turns to cold stone.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:52 pm Reply
  • I feel like I am a girl. I want to dress like a girl and go around.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:52 pm Reply
  • Last nigt i took 8 shots of mouthwash got really drunk and threw up all over my carpet

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:53 pm Reply
  • Breakfasts have become my latest favorite meal time paired with iced coffee:p

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:53 pm Reply
  • I want to cut my vein wide open & bleed to death.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:53 pm Reply
  • my dream is to be a powerful healer priestess

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:53 pm Reply
  • SUBIE BANASZYNSKI is a fucking idiot !

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:54 pm Reply
  • ive never been happy in my entire life….

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:54 pm Reply
  • You will all know Waleska Sargenteli and her luscious shebeef

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:54 pm Reply
  • The mysterious diary records the voice.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:54 pm Reply
  • Dave found joy in the daily routine of life. He awoke at the same time, ate the same breakfast and drove the same commute. He worked at a job that never seemed to change and he got home at 6 pm sharp every night. It was who he had been for the last ten years and he had no idea that was all about to change.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:55 pm Reply
  • Private eyes

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:55 pm Reply
  • “You are who you hang out with”

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:55 pm Reply
  • Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:55 pm Reply
  • I was a bully who became a molester.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:56 pm Reply
  • Hey Sara, I hope you actually get cancer and type 2 diabetes because your a horrible person.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:56 pm Reply
  • I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:56 pm Reply
  • Fighting the urge to pick a blade. Any blade.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:56 pm Reply
  • Brandon Montgomery from Windsor Ontario has the most perfect, sexiest feet iv ever seen. I’d give anything to be at her sweet feet

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:57 pm Reply
  • I have a feeling this is the end thank you for everything. It wasn’t real but I had fun anyway. Pity we will see each other again. I respect your ghost tho

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:57 pm Reply
  • Keep talking to yourself dumbass.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:57 pm Reply
  • He hacked me and made me a viral joke

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:58 pm Reply
  • He wondered if he should disclose the truth to his friends. It would be a risky move. Yes, the truth would make things a lot easier if they all stayed on the same page, but the truth might fracture the group leaving everything in even more of a mess than it was not telling the truth. It was time to decide which way to go.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:58 pm Reply
  • I want you, need you badly… my body aches when you are near

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:58 pm Reply
  • His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:58 pm Reply
  • Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:59 pm Reply
  • 63 days of consecutive migraines. They make me cry, when a 45pound weight crushing my toe did not. Someone please end the suffering. Please.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:59 pm Reply
  • And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:59 pm Reply
  • I believe the media needs to stop mentioning Kobe Bryant, let his family greave

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 12:59 pm Reply
  • I hope you all have a wonderful day/night. You deserve happiness and good health in your life.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 1:00 pm Reply
  • She reached her goal, exhausted. Even more chilling to her was that the euphoria that she thought she’d feel upon reaching it wasn’t there. Something wasn’t right. Was this the only feeling she’d have for over five years of hard work?

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 1:00 pm Reply
  • To be dead.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 1:00 pm Reply
  • I never had a crush on Marcia Brady. I always fancied Jan.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 1:01 pm Reply
  • I’m going to fuck Gabi Rahming & make her beg for cum just like I did her father Micheal Rahming

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 1:01 pm Reply
  • The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 1:01 pm Reply
  • he’s a walking helium balloon the dummy

    Anonymous March 8, 2020 1:01 pm Reply

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