The wolves stopped in their tracks, sizing up the mother and her cubs. It had been over a week since their last meal and they were getting desperate. The cubs would make a good meal, but there were high risks taking on the mother Grizzly. A decision had to be made and the wrong choice could signal the end of the pack.
I recently discovered I could make fudge with just chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk, vanilla extract, and a thick pot on slow heat. I tried it with dark chocolate chunks and I tried it with semi-sweet chocolate chips. It’s better with both kinds. It comes out pretty bad with just the dark chocolate. The best add-ins are crushed almonds and marshmallows — what you get from that is Rocky Road. It takes about twenty minutes from start to fridge, and then it takes about six months to work off the twenty pounds you gain from eating it. All things in moderation, friends. All things in moderation.
It’s always good to bring a slower friend with you on a hike. If you happen to come across bears, the whole group doesn’t have to worry. Only the slowest in the group do. That was the lesson they were about to learn that day.
She didn’t understand how changed worked. When she looked at today compared to yesterday, there was nothing that she could see that was different. Yet, when she looked at today compared to last year, she couldn’t see how anything was ever the same.
If you can imagine a furry humanoid seven feet tall, with the face of an intelligent gorilla and the braincase of a man, you’ll have a rough idea of what they looked like — except for their teeth. The canines would have fitted better in the face of a tiger, and showed at the corners of their wide, thin-lipped mouths, giving them an expression of ferocity.
They argue. While the argument seems to be different the truth is it’s always the same. Yes, the topic may be different or the circumstances, but when all said and done, it all came back to the same thing. They both knew it, but neither has the courage or strength to address the underlying issue. So they continue to argue.
It was a question of which of the two she preferred. On the one hand, the choice seemed simple. The more expensive one with a brand name would be the choice of most. It was the easy choice. The safe choice. But she wasn’t sure she actually preferred it.
It wasn’t quite yet time to panic. There was still time to salvage the situation. At least that is what she was telling himself. The reality was that it was time to panic and there wasn’t time to salvage the situation, but he continued to delude himself into believing there was.
Colors bounced around in her head. They mixed and threaded themselves together. Even colors that had no business being together. They were all one, yet distinctly separate at the same time. How was she going to explain this to the others?
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
She counted. One. She could hear the steps coming closer. Two. Puffs of breath could be seen coming from his mouth. Three. He stopped beside her. Four. She pulled the trigger of the gun.
Then came the night of the first falling star. It was seen early in the morning, rushing over Winchester eastward, a line of flame high in the atmosphere. Hundreds must have seen it and taken it for an ordinary falling star. It seemed that it fell to earth about one hundred miles east of him.
Barbara had been waiting at the table for twenty minutes. it had been twenty long and excruciating minutes. David had promised that he would be on time today. He never was, but he had promised this one time. She had made him repeat the promise multiple times over the last week until she’d believed his promise. Now she was paying the price.
I’m meant to be writing at this moment. What I mean is, I’m meant to be writing something else at this moment. The document I’m meant to be writing is, of course, open in another program on my computer and is patiently awaiting my attention. Yet here I am plonking down senseless sentiments in this paragraph because it’s easier to do than to work on anything particularly meaningful. I am grateful for the distraction.
Greg understood that this situation would make Michael terribly uncomfortable. Michael simply had no idea what was about to come and even though Greg could prevent it from happening, he opted to let it happen. It was quite ironic, really. It was something Greg had said he would never wish upon anyone a million times, yet here he was knowingly letting it happen to one of his best friends. He rationalized that it would ultimately make Michael a better person and that no matter how uncomfortable, everyone should experience racism at least once in their lifetime.
“What is the best way to get what you want?” she asked. He looked down at the ground knowing that she wouldn’t like his answer. He hesitated, knowing that the truth would only hurt. How was he going to tell her that the best way for him to get what he wanted was to leave her?
I guess we could discuss the implications of the phrase “meant to be.” That is if we wanted to drown ourselves in a sea of backwardly referential semantics and other mumbo-jumbo. Maybe such a discussion would result in the determination that “meant to be” is exactly as meaningless a phrase as it seems to be, and that none of us is actually meant to be doing anything at all. But that’s my existential underpants underpinnings showing. It’s the way the cookie crumbles. And now I want a cookie.
Sleeping in his car was never the plan but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. This had been his life for the last three months and he was just beginning to get used to it. He didn’t actually enjoy it, but he had accepted it and come to terms with it. Or at least he thought he had. All that changed when he put the key into the ignition, turned it and the engine didn’t make a sound.
There are only three ways to make this work. The first is to let me take care of everything. The second is for you to take care of everything. The third is to split everything 50 / 50. I think the last option is the most preferable, but I’m certain it’ll also mean the end of our marriage.
Out of another, I get a lovely view of the bay and a little private wharf belonging to the estate. There is a beautiful shaded lane that runs down there from the house. I always fancy I see people walking in these numerous paths and arbors, but John has cautioned me not to give way to fancy in the least. He says that with my imaginative power and habit of story-making a nervous weakness like mine is sure to lead to all manner of excited fancies and that I ought to use my will and good sense to check the tendency. So I try.
There was something special about this little creature. Donna couldn’t quite pinpoint what it was, but she knew with all her heart that it was true. It wasn’t a matter of if she was going to try and save it, but a matter of how she was going to save it. She went back to the car to get a blanket and when she returned the creature was gone.
I’m sad because i used to dream of being married to the same crush that humiliated me. I’ll never fall in love or marry again. No more love is real fantasy.
The day had begun on a bright note. The sun finally peeked through the rain for the first time in a week, and the birds were sinf=ging in its warmth. There was no way to anticipate what was about to happen. It was a worst-case scenario and there was no way out of it.
There wasn’t a bird in the sky, but that was not what caught her attention. It was the clouds. The deep green that isn’t the color of clouds, but came with these. She knew what was coming and she hoped she was prepared.
Turning away from the ledge, he started slowly down the mountain, deciding that he would, that very night, satisfy his curiosity about the man-house. In the meantime, he would go down into the canyon and get a cool drink, after which he would visit some berry patches just over the ridge, and explore among the foothills a bit before his nap-time, which always came just after the sun had walked past the middle of the sky. At that period of the day the sun’s warm rays seemed to cast a sleepy spell over the silent mountainside, so all of the animals, with one accord, had decided it should be the hour for their mid-day sleep.
He ordered his regular breakfast. Two eggs sunnyside up, hash browns, and two strips of bacon. He continued to look at the menu wondering if this would be the day he added something new. This was also part of the routine. A few seconds of hesitation to see if something else would be added to the order before demuring and saying that would be all. It was the same exact meal that he had ordered every day for the past two years.
Balloons are pretty and come in different colors, different shapes, different sizes, and they can even adjust sizes as needed. But don’t make them too big or they might just pop, and then bye-bye balloon. It’ll be gone and lost for the rest of mankind. They can serve a variety of purposes, from decorating to water balloon wars. You just have to use your head to think a little bit about what to do with them.
SHEBEEF lovers holla!! Share in the comments your favorite tgals with them Big Dicks! I love AngieTS in Miami off Calle Ocho and 17 av, what a pounder!
I inadvertently went to See’s Candy last week (I was in the mall looking for phone repair), and as it turns out, See’s Candy now charges a dollar — a full dollar — for even the simplest of their wee confection offerings. I bought two chocolate lollipops and two chocolate-caramel-almond things. The total cost was four-something. I mean, the candies were tasty and all, but let’s be real: A Snickers bar is fifty cents. After this dollar-per-candy revelation, I may not find myself wandering dreamily back into a See’s Candy any time soon.
It was just a burger. Why couldn’t she understand that? She knew he’d completely changed his life around her eating habits, so why couldn’t she give him a break this one time? She wasn’t even supposed to have found out. Yes, he had promised her and yes, he had broken that promise, but still in his mind, all it had been was just a burger.
“It was so great to hear from you today and it was such weird timing,” he said. “This is going to sound funny and a little strange, but you were in a dream I had just a couple of days ago. I’d love to get together and tell you about it if you’re up for a cup of coffee,” he continued, laying the trapped he’s been planning for years.
just found out my grandmother apparently has a criminal record. she was arrested for animal cruelty back in 89. i dont know if i want her around my children
He watched as the young man tried to impress everyone in the room with his intelligence. There was no doubt that he was smart. The fact that he was more intelligent than anyone else in the room could have been easily deduced, but nobody was really paying any attention due to the fact that it was also obvious that the young man only cared about his intelligence.
One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher until one’s cheeks burned with the silent imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied. One dollar and eighty-seven cents. And the next day would be Christmas…
Sometimes that’s just the way it has to be. Sure, there were probably other options, but he didn’t let them enter his mind. It was done and that was that. It was just the way it had to be.
She was in a hurry. Not the standard hurry when you’re in a rush to get someplace, but a frantic hurry. The type of hurry where a few seconds could mean life or death. She raced down the road ignoring speed limits and weaving between cars. She was only a few minutes away when traffic came to a dead standstill on the road ahead.
i find nothing intresting and i would love to die. i feel dumb for acting like i care and im tired of trying. i feel even dumber for not even being dead…
She wanted rainbow hair. That’s what she told the hairdresser. It should be deep rainbow colors, too. She wasn’t interested in pastel rainbow hair. She wanted it deep and vibrant so there was no doubt that she had done this on purpose.
Why do white American men and women always expect extra special treatment in every tourist spot they go to abroad? Its very shameless. Behave yourselves Americans.
The cab arrived late. The inside was in as bad of shape as the outside which was concerning, and it didn’t appear that it had been cleaned in months. The green tree air-freshener hanging from the rearview mirror was either exhausted of its scent or not strong enough to overcome the other odors emitting from the cab. The correct decision, in this case, was to get the hell out of it and to call another cab, but she was late and didn’t have a choice.
She asked the question even though she didn’t really want to hear the answer. It was a no-win situation since she already knew. If he told the truth, she’d get confirmation of her worst fears. If he lied, she’d know that he wasn’t who she thought he was which would be almost as bad. Yet she asked the question anyway and waited for his answer.
Do you think you’re living an ordinary life? You are so mistaken it’s difficult to even explain. The mere fact that you exist makes you extraordinary. The odds of you existing are less than winning the lottery, but here you are. Are you going to let this extraordinary opportunity pass?
He picked up the burnt end of the branch and made a mark on the stone. Day 52 if the marks on the stone were accurate. He couldn’t be sure. Day and nights had begun to blend together creating confusion, but he knew it was a long time. Much too long.
I’m in love with my bf but a part of me wants to go out one night and party and have crazy hot sex with another woman. But my bf wouldnt allow that…sadly
He sat across from her trying to imagine it was the first time. It wasn’t. Had it been a hundred? It quite possibly could have been. Two hundred? Probably not. His mind wandered until he caught himself and again tried to imagine it was the first time.
The computer wouldn’t start. She banged on the side and tried again. Nothing. She lifted it up and dropped it to the table. Still nothing. She banged her closed fist against the top. It was at this moment she saw the irony of trying to fix the machine with violence.
No one is safe in here, first day in Jamal said he had a cold and couldn’t stop coughing. Everytime he coughed it turned me on… Day 2 he was tossing my salad
How did I get from revising Biology for an exam to witchcraft and seeing a black cat outside staring at me? Guess knowledge on plants and crystals do help for school!
I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.
The wave crashed and hit the sandcastle head-on. The sandcastle began to melt under the waves force and as the wave receded, half the sandcastle was gone. The next wave hit, not quite as strong, but still managed to cover the remains of the sandcastle and take more of it away. The third wave, a big one, crashed over the sandcastle completely covering and engulfing it. When it receded, there was no trace the sandcastle ever existed and hours of hard work disappeared forever.
She had come to the conclusion that you could tell a lot about a person by their ears. The way they stuck out and the size of the earlobes could give you wonderful insights into the person. Of course, she couldn’t scientifically prove any of this, but that didn’t matter to her. Before anything else, she would size up the ears of the person she was talking to.
I recollect that my first exploit in squirrel-shooting was in a grove of tall walnut-trees that shades one side of the valley. I had wandered into it at noontime, when all nature is peculiarly quiet, and was startled by the roar of my own gun, as it broke the Sabbath stillness around and was prolonged and reverberated by the angry echoes.
It was that terrifying feeling you have as you tightly hold the covers over you with the knowledge that there is something hiding under your bed. You want to look, but you don’t at the same time. You’re frozen with fear and unable to act. That’s where she found herself and she didn’t know what to do next
She nervously peered over the edge. She understood in her mind that the view was supposed to be beautiful, but all she felt was fear. There had always been something about heights that disturbed her, and now she could feel the full force of this unease. She reluctantly crept a little closer with the encouragement of her friends as the fear continued to build. She couldn’t help but feel that something horrible was about to happen.
I need to put my own feelings and needs aside and just be her friend. She is going through so much right now. But how do I do this without suffocating the bitch?
The lone lamp post of the one-street town flickered, not quite dead but definitely on its way out. Suitcase by her side, she paid no heed to the light, the street or the town. A car was coming down the street and with her arm outstretched and thumb in the air, she had a plan.
I was angry disrespectful impatient selfish prideful I had worldly sorrow resentment I complained dishonored my father and passed judgement against him
Dave found joy in the daily routine of life. He awoke at the same time, ate the same breakfast and drove the same commute. He worked at a job that never seemed to change and he got home at 6 pm sharp every night. It was who he had been for the last ten years and he had no idea that was all about to change.
I have a feeling this is the end thank you for everything. It wasn’t real but I had fun anyway. Pity we will see each other again. I respect your ghost tho
He wondered if he should disclose the truth to his friends. It would be a risky move. Yes, the truth would make things a lot easier if they all stayed on the same page, but the truth might fracture the group leaving everything in even more of a mess than it was not telling the truth. It was time to decide which way to go.
She reached her goal, exhausted. Even more chilling to her was that the euphoria that she thought she’d feel upon reaching it wasn’t there. Something wasn’t right. Was this the only feeling she’d have for over five years of hard work?
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“Don’t judge a book by its cover” You have to know the full story. One page can have information that changes everything
There are only two genders | Change my mind
My brain is so foggy today, I fear my ms is getting worse again. What did I do wrong to deserve this?
Stupid question, so I heard that the average person can live without food for 30 days. How many days would it take for a fat person to die
Sure, I’d be happy for you but my ego would disintegrate. Vestigial as it is.
He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server.
I often shake my fat and super thicc legs to remind me that I’m fat af
Path to sobriety
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE TO GET KARMA WITH A COMPLETE LUNATIC STALKER HACKER PSYCHOPATHIC MAN-CHILD.
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun.
She’s trolling randoms. I have some chores.
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself.
Happy VD (Venerial Disease Day) Get tested or educated awareness day
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots.
I want to live happy in my introverted indoors life. I don’t like being scared outside.
If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It’s really not as bad as it sounds.
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence.
I need to take a big shit :/
Can’t help you anymore. I’m sorry.
I worked out on my chest, abs and arms. You can do it too. Come on! Let’s fight that depression, anxiety, stress and mood swings!
Anybody from noteful? Mr. No Socks, where are you? I’m the bonsai guy btw. I miss you all.
cryptome****/2013/04/wikipedia-mom-bomb.pdf Fuck bitches Fuck white people Fuck cops
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I laugh at random shit all the time my humor is so fucked,,,
is it just me or listening to stories of guys complain about other girls who have treated them bad makes u wanna also treat them badly?
Houston Dynamos professional soccer referee Shelly McDavid smokes meth and molests her grandchild.
Don’t step on the broken glass.
God bless this website. God bless the drama. God bless the comments.
Right now I’m having a shit and having a tea.
I hate anything that isn’t instant. I don’t want to wait for stuff.
I’m telling her to go to the emergency room. She knows her condition is not normal, yet she still wants to stay home. I hate stubborn people.
I have a random feeling that today is going to be a great day.
I had sex with a milf colleague of mine. And now she wants to date me.
Periods suck. I’m on mine and in crippling pain. I just wanna die. Those who don’t have periods, ur lucky
The wolves stopped in their tracks, sizing up the mother and her cubs. It had been over a week since their last meal and they were getting desperate. The cubs would make a good meal, but there were high risks taking on the mother Grizzly. A decision had to be made and the wrong choice could signal the end of the pack.
My brain is so weird. It’s courage enough to cut my hands but when it comes to talk to people it scares the hell out of it.
I recently discovered I could make fudge with just chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk, vanilla extract, and a thick pot on slow heat. I tried it with dark chocolate chunks and I tried it with semi-sweet chocolate chips. It’s better with both kinds. It comes out pretty bad with just the dark chocolate. The best add-ins are crushed almonds and marshmallows — what you get from that is Rocky Road. It takes about twenty minutes from start to fridge, and then it takes about six months to work off the twenty pounds you gain from eating it. All things in moderation, friends. All things in moderation.
It’s always good to bring a slower friend with you on a hike. If you happen to come across bears, the whole group doesn’t have to worry. Only the slowest in the group do. That was the lesson they were about to learn that day.
Today I completed my online interview assessment (new world, new methods) Now I’m going to eat food and watch Harry potter
The world is sad. Everything sad.
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it.
She didn’t understand how changed worked. When she looked at today compared to yesterday, there was nothing that she could see that was different. Yet, when she looked at today compared to last year, she couldn’t see how anything was ever the same.
I left my bedroom door open just a crack and my dad watched me masturbate today
I want to be spanked by an older woman.
99.9% this valentine has a dry spell
I’m masturbatin’ rn. ‘Bout to cum.
If you can imagine a furry humanoid seven feet tall, with the face of an intelligent gorilla and the braincase of a man, you’ll have a rough idea of what they looked like — except for their teeth. The canines would have fitted better in the face of a tiger, and showed at the corners of their wide, thin-lipped mouths, giving them an expression of ferocity.
Fleeting thoughts of self-harm that I’ll never act on.
The botters comments make as much sense as their parents not aborting them. Little to no sense at all.
We need to fight depression. Come on. We need to all lift. Get those abs, chest and arms.
Fuck the PSAT AND SAT!
The only things saving me from staring at a blank spot on the wall, which I feel like doing very often, are Internet/wifi, tv & sleep.
I know you’re awake,you just don’t want to talk to me.
I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this.
What does it mean when a “boyfriend” uses his friends to humiliate and put down his partner sharing all her secrets? HONEST REPLIES ONLY
They argue. While the argument seems to be different the truth is it’s always the same. Yes, the topic may be different or the circumstances, but when all said and done, it all came back to the same thing. They both knew it, but neither has the courage or strength to address the underlying issue. So they continue to argue.
I hate Brenda Oliver
I blame white people.
It was a question of which of the two she preferred. On the one hand, the choice seemed simple. The more expensive one with a brand name would be the choice of most. It was the easy choice. The safe choice. But she wasn’t sure she actually preferred it.
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked.
I snuck in my sister’s room and looked at her pussy when we were younger.
It wasn’t quite yet time to panic. There was still time to salvage the situation. At least that is what she was telling himself. The reality was that it was time to panic and there wasn’t time to salvage the situation, but he continued to delude himself into believing there was.
You can’t expect me to be in a relationship with if you only have sex to offer Im Asexual baby.
I fell in love with my best friend. She cared about me in a way no one had in a very long time, and I want it to more but it never will be.
I pee in my children’s breakfast when they stay up to late. Threaten me with CPS… I’ll give you all P no cs
They tried to bun out this chi chi But I stand strong. Boom bye bye YOU
I just want to get my clothes off and be naked.
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with.
He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea.
Something is wrong and its all your fault
My guardian helps me since i was …. i always was. He teaches me melodies that compartmentalize trauma and soothe the mind.
My sexuality and youth is wasted while my satyr of a crush hoes around the dream
I truly wish that some force will come and kill me to take me away from this miserable and toxic relationship.
Colors bounced around in her head. They mixed and threaded themselves together. Even colors that had no business being together. They were all one, yet distinctly separate at the same time. How was she going to explain this to the others?
God loves us all, and i love you too. Forgive and let go, this is the method to peace.
Who’s SHEBEEF would you most like to suck and get breeded by? Definitely Camila Mattoli for me. Share in the comments!
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
coronavirus finally helping tourist spots a well deserved break to disinfect and clean everything.
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.
i fucked my wifes mother last night… she is 74… im 30…. best pussy ive ever had…
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
Be careful using this website. Full of gang stalkers that use VPNs to hide behind false identities to gaslight such identities
My life is shit since I met him
Sixty-Four comes asking for bread.
Feeling especially worthless right now.
You’re all a bunch of retards. Yes, you too.
Please tell me this life was just a dream
If that botter is hacker are we in danger using the site?
Between endless sex and endless imagination I pick imagination
Listless. I’d almost take amphetamines at this point.
I truly hope I did the right thing.
Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday.
my mom is sending my sister to manners camp
The fact our Royal family has visited flood victims and helped support them financially & emotionally puts our PM to shame.
She always speaks to him in a loud voice.
i rather exercise than think about genitals 24/7.
eerie when the past comes back to say -hello goodbye
How to make a bot for lots of likes and views?
I don’t like being outside of my bedroom if my stepdad is home. I ask my mom to send him to the store sometimes so I can breathe. He’s always judging.
Time to think about that blade again.
After Zoey 101 women don’t want kids and none wants the risks of being humiliated like Zoey. To this day this impact is still sterilizing
You know it’s good pussy when you can slide in and out without touching each other
They say you can’t love someone until you learn to love yourself… I guess I ain’t loving no-one then
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
Humans are annoying.
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.
Poor you.
I am alone. I want someone to care about me but I don’t even care about myself. -R
I didn’t realise living in poverty was this much fun.
She counted. One. She could hear the steps coming closer. Two. Puffs of breath could be seen coming from his mouth. Three. He stopped beside her. Four. She pulled the trigger of the gun.
That Muttr website is full of shit people I swear.
Then came the night of the first falling star. It was seen early in the morning, rushing over Winchester eastward, a line of flame high in the atmosphere. Hundreds must have seen it and taken it for an ordinary falling star. It seemed that it fell to earth about one hundred miles east of him.
“If you master only one herb in your life, master cayenne pepper.It is more powerful than any other.” – Dr. Richard Schulze
CORONAVIRUS KILLING EVERYTHING, WE ARE DOWNHILL!
Barbara had been waiting at the table for twenty minutes. it had been twenty long and excruciating minutes. David had promised that he would be on time today. He never was, but he had promised this one time. She had made him repeat the promise multiple times over the last week until she’d believed his promise. Now she was paying the price.
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
I’m meant to be writing at this moment. What I mean is, I’m meant to be writing something else at this moment. The document I’m meant to be writing is, of course, open in another program on my computer and is patiently awaiting my attention. Yet here I am plonking down senseless sentiments in this paragraph because it’s easier to do than to work on anything particularly meaningful. I am grateful for the distraction.
I’m about too cheat on my finance
The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public.
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why do you bitch ass males love looking for opportunities to go back and forth with women? you emasculate your damn self.
its 4am and i woke up crying. no one will ever love me
I have apprehension towards people who are fearless of other peoples feces
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy.
Normality and sanity is good. Whatever bad state you’re in snap out of it.
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Greg understood that this situation would make Michael terribly uncomfortable. Michael simply had no idea what was about to come and even though Greg could prevent it from happening, he opted to let it happen. It was quite ironic, really. It was something Greg had said he would never wish upon anyone a million times, yet here he was knowingly letting it happen to one of his best friends. He rationalized that it would ultimately make Michael a better person and that no matter how uncomfortable, everyone should experience racism at least once in their lifetime.
You’re pushing for it lately. I don’t understand why. If you really wanted it you already know what to do.
NICK NICK NICK NICK NA NICK NICK NICK
I see death people.
If you’re a small built 17 year old boy, don’t take your jeans off and let a big tom turkey have sex with you.
I wish I had someone to cuddle
I just had sex and it was fucking great
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological.
He couldn’t move. His head throbbed and spun. He couldn’t decide if it was the flu or the drinking last night. It was probably a combination of both.
Breed my backsnatch Ponyboy
Crazy dumb dumbs on this website man. For real.
If Peppa Pig is a 7″1 fucking pig, then I fear how tall Daddy Pig is. Now I know why somepeople are afraid of bacon…
My ass is so fat. I bent over to pick up something I dropped on the kitchen floor and heard my trousers rip. Fucks sake. Back to skinny stretch jeans.
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them.
Have someone drive you through the car wash while you’re stoned. It’s honestly magical.
I could really use some boedank cherry lips right bout now
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
fucking hate being on peroid.
All you do is groan about “your problems” for attention.
Wish I didn’t exist. Wish I was never born.
Don’t become famous. It ain’t worth it.
“What is the best way to get what you want?” she asked. He looked down at the ground knowing that she wouldn’t like his answer. He hesitated, knowing that the truth would only hurt. How was he going to tell her that the best way for him to get what he wanted was to leave her?
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.
I guess we could discuss the implications of the phrase “meant to be.” That is if we wanted to drown ourselves in a sea of backwardly referential semantics and other mumbo-jumbo. Maybe such a discussion would result in the determination that “meant to be” is exactly as meaningless a phrase as it seems to be, and that none of us is actually meant to be doing anything at all. But that’s my existential underpants underpinnings showing. It’s the way the cookie crumbles. And now I want a cookie.
I want to fuck Susan Sayers so bad.
Sometimes I wish I was a guy so I could have sex with other men.
Sleeping in his car was never the plan but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. This had been his life for the last three months and he was just beginning to get used to it. He didn’t actually enjoy it, but he had accepted it and come to terms with it. Or at least he thought he had. All that changed when he put the key into the ignition, turned it and the engine didn’t make a sound.
There are only three ways to make this work. The first is to let me take care of everything. The second is for you to take care of everything. The third is to split everything 50 / 50. I think the last option is the most preferable, but I’m certain it’ll also mean the end of our marriage.
Out of another, I get a lovely view of the bay and a little private wharf belonging to the estate. There is a beautiful shaded lane that runs down there from the house. I always fancy I see people walking in these numerous paths and arbors, but John has cautioned me not to give way to fancy in the least. He says that with my imaginative power and habit of story-making a nervous weakness like mine is sure to lead to all manner of excited fancies and that I ought to use my will and good sense to check the tendency. So I try.
If you have nothing good to say don’t say, don’t say nothing at all.Some people are so rude and annoying. Damn.
Iguanas were falling out of the trees.
Why is the website tripping with the likes and comments? WtF
50 shades of cringeworthy
I have been playing this new virtual reality game but halfway through the game play it crashes. Any ideas on why this is happening ?
I’ll try to call you next week maybe we can work something out every once in a while we can still chat
Just got a death threat !. If i get stabbed or killed you know my name and how to find evidence
There was something special about this little creature. Donna couldn’t quite pinpoint what it was, but she knew with all her heart that it was true. It wasn’t a matter of if she was going to try and save it, but a matter of how she was going to save it. She went back to the car to get a blanket and when she returned the creature was gone.
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.
it’s raining tacos Vanessa Del Rio and Shawn Johnson’s tacos
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
glad you found love. now, let me go properly
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.
It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did.
Time for another date with a sharp object.
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was.
I Found The bug that access the backs door to are simulation
I hate my throat and gut.
i truly want you to find the love you look for if it means having peace again
I’m sad because i used to dream of being married to the same crush that humiliated me. I’ll never fall in love or marry again. No more love is real fantasy.
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future.
people need to be puffin on inhalers instead of puffin on this weed bro FR y’all slow
Just shake your butt and have a lesbian experience!
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students.
I wish the doctor gave me the giant piece of earwax he just removed. It’s and it’s impressive!
The day had begun on a bright note. The sun finally peeked through the rain for the first time in a week, and the birds were sinf=ging in its warmth. There was no way to anticipate what was about to happen. It was a worst-case scenario and there was no way out of it.
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
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mary Magdalene blew Jesus many times and she ate his Holy load
You’ll always be my hostess with the mostess . I’ll be in touch when Humpty and Dumpty die. Not a care in the world then
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.
Once again, feeling the equivalent of staring at a blank spot on the wall.
The book is in front of the table.
Depression is sleeping for most of the day or even a good part of it & feeling barely more refreshed than when you initially went to sleep.
yesterday i slept with my mates ex about an hour after they broke up, it was the best fuck i ever had the lust was un real
I became drunk smoked tobacco, was boastful prideful disrespectful angry unforgiving unloving afraid paranoid worried anxious
i really want to become a dictator and turn everyone on this planet into my slaves.doing, killing, and fucking who and what ever i want
me and my bf often share pics of each other having sex with our wives sometimes while we are having sex
There wasn’t a bird in the sky, but that was not what caught her attention. It was the clouds. The deep green that isn’t the color of clouds, but came with these. She knew what was coming and she hoped she was prepared.
Im 12 and i use my brothers miniture wood bat to screw myself. I found out i really like it in my ass.
I’m bored but it’s a sin to say
I wish I was never born. I don’t deserve to be alive.
I want to sleep early and be super efficient from the time I immediately wake up.
Turning away from the ledge, he started slowly down the mountain, deciding that he would, that very night, satisfy his curiosity about the man-house. In the meantime, he would go down into the canyon and get a cool drink, after which he would visit some berry patches just over the ridge, and explore among the foothills a bit before his nap-time, which always came just after the sun had walked past the middle of the sky. At that period of the day the sun’s warm rays seemed to cast a sleepy spell over the silent mountainside, so all of the animals, with one accord, had decided it should be the hour for their mid-day sleep.
my brother married a child bride & no one wants to talk about it
email or die
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.
Where the FUCK is Carmen Sandiego
I live in a time where men cut their dicks off and call themselves girls. And women grow a bit of facial hair and call themselves men…
God help me i fapped on sexy nuns :(( so sad
He ordered his regular breakfast. Two eggs sunnyside up, hash browns, and two strips of bacon. He continued to look at the menu wondering if this would be the day he added something new. This was also part of the routine. A few seconds of hesitation to see if something else would be added to the order before demuring and saying that would be all. It was the same exact meal that he had ordered every day for the past two years.
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLS. This is a gangstalking NIGHTMARE !
I dream.about being in a relationship with someone else most nights and wake up thinking about their name
It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet.
Homophobic people who are violent and if not violent,but show contempt and disgust via facial expressions also need to die.
Balloons are pretty and come in different colors, different shapes, different sizes, and they can even adjust sizes as needed. But don’t make them too big or they might just pop, and then bye-bye balloon. It’ll be gone and lost for the rest of mankind. They can serve a variety of purposes, from decorating to water balloon wars. You just have to use your head to think a little bit about what to do with them.
When you realize you’re miles apart from the people you ended up with
I’m only 14 and my ass is already very loose
Is the search not working for anybody else?
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You’re never going to be heard by your family. You’re never going to get to go home properly after eleven years.
why do identity crises have to hit you at one in the morning? i’ve never had one til now and i feel like my chest is imploding. i hate it
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Not all people who wander are lost.
i wanna make a lemon meringue pie and eat the whole thing by myself over two or three days
He goes on with his life as normal. Does he ever think of me? Did I ever mean anything to him?
It’s a stare at the blank spot on the wall w/the possibility of cutting kind of day.
Being racist, sexist, ageist, homophobic, transphobic and xenophobic gets you nowhere in life.
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In need of a sharp object…NOW!
If you thought i was your Star you killed me. You will never see my face again.
As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment.
i know this is the last time we will talk for a while…can you let me linger just a bit longer?
I inadvertently went to See’s Candy last week (I was in the mall looking for phone repair), and as it turns out, See’s Candy now charges a dollar — a full dollar — for even the simplest of their wee confection offerings. I bought two chocolate lollipops and two chocolate-caramel-almond things. The total cost was four-something. I mean, the candies were tasty and all, but let’s be real: A Snickers bar is fifty cents. After this dollar-per-candy revelation, I may not find myself wandering dreamily back into a See’s Candy any time soon.
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What does it feel like for a man to get fucked in his asshole?
I want my crush to sit on my face.
Come on. Let’s fight depression. Let’s break a sweat by lifting those weights for abs, arms and chest.
I got my first period today
If there is a god, he hates me.
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Peanuts don’t grow on trees, but cashews do.
If I could kill all of humanity I would.
It was just a burger. Why couldn’t she understand that? She knew he’d completely changed his life around her eating habits, so why couldn’t she give him a break this one time? She wasn’t even supposed to have found out. Yes, he had promised her and yes, he had broken that promise, but still in his mind, all it had been was just a burger.
Who am I?
Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue.
Let’s fight depression together everyone. Come on. Let’s do those exercises and sweat it all out.
I blame white people. (NOTE) : IGNORE THIS PERSON. DONT LIKE, DONT DISLIKE AND DONT COMMENT. Then this troll will go away.
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.
“It was so great to hear from you today and it was such weird timing,” he said. “This is going to sound funny and a little strange, but you were in a dream I had just a couple of days ago. I’d love to get together and tell you about it if you’re up for a cup of coffee,” he continued, laying the trapped he’s been planning for years.
We should play with legos at camp.
just found out my grandmother apparently has a criminal record. she was arrested for animal cruelty back in 89. i dont know if i want her around my children
I really like furry dickgirls. Furries are okay, dickgirls are meh, but furry dickgirls are like my bread and butter.
You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah.
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her.
I will always love you come what may. It truly pains to love from far but still I can’t stop. I love you my pole
He watched as the young man tried to impress everyone in the room with his intelligence. There was no doubt that he was smart. The fact that he was more intelligent than anyone else in the room could have been easily deduced, but nobody was really paying any attention due to the fact that it was also obvious that the young man only cared about his intelligence.
There’s a message for you if you look up.
i just need fucking space
A was molested and now he’s a bully
I just didn’t want to fuck him, sorry. But he could have watched.
Make me stare at you when I cum
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher until one’s cheeks burned with the silent imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied. One dollar and eighty-seven cents. And the next day would be Christmas…
Let me help you with your baggage.
I went down on my friend’s wife last night.
She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it.
Wish I was dead.
The courage to harm & kill myself.
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer.
Just go ahead and press that button.
China can’t break a broken system. The government wants you to be afraid.
Easy explanation of God is number 3… it is not one circle, it is two circles that united form the eye. 3= God
Sometimes that’s just the way it has to be. Sure, there were probably other options, but he didn’t let them enter his mind. It was done and that was that. It was just the way it had to be.
i’m all the evil listen in the Bible. especially a blasphemer and even blasphemed God.. i suck horse shit. i want to change.
The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest.
destroy depressing buildings. say no to nostalgia; more windows next time
In the 1980s Bernie Sanders rimmed me and Joe Biden taped it on one of those huge VHS camcorders. It felt good.
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind.
I went on a date with a plant today.
Two more days and all his problems would be solved.
He colored deep space a soft yellow.
Aisè wants Michał.
She was in a hurry. Not the standard hurry when you’re in a rush to get someplace, but a frantic hurry. The type of hurry where a few seconds could mean life or death. She raced down the road ignoring speed limits and weaving between cars. She was only a few minutes away when traffic came to a dead standstill on the road ahead.
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I loved this so much,im so happy. you’re the love of my life
Grated cheese exists solely to snack on at 2am when you can’t sleep
Wanted to give you your wake up call.
i find nothing intresting and i would love to die. i feel dumb for acting like i care and im tired of trying. i feel even dumber for not even being dead…
I’m a horrible sinner but i beg for mercy and want to change. Please forgive all from your heart and let go to have peace, i’ll do that.
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.
This website is a God send
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.
She wanted rainbow hair. That’s what she told the hairdresser. It should be deep rainbow colors, too. She wasn’t interested in pastel rainbow hair. She wanted it deep and vibrant so there was no doubt that she had done this on purpose.
Why do white American men and women always expect extra special treatment in every tourist spot they go to abroad? Its very shameless. Behave yourselves Americans.
I put on an adult diaper as a joke during a college party, and I may have inadvertently developed a fetish for wearing diapers…
i’m sorry i exist and that God had to create me and has to put up with my bullshit.
You can never lose weight when you have a fat mom that cooks great.
Remember the golden rule. Treat others as how you wanted to be treated.
Grunge is the WORST rock genre and should be ignored. *barfsinWitcherMedievalstyle
I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan.
i have cofidence in myself but i feel loveless and hated for some reason
What’s new pussy cat! woh woh wooooohhhh ohhhh!
I was tricked by a tranny and if I ever see that bitch again I’ll kill her
Braidon Montgomery from windsor Ontario is a dirty slut but I’d give anything to suck her perfect toes
Pro-Choice or Pro-Life? I wanna hear your best arguments
I was replaced with Kmart trash…wtf?!?!?!?!
May be someday I’ll again disturb you all of a sudden without any intimation.
She’s done this to me, for all these years. I’ve asked her politely to stop. Sometimes not so politely. Here she is, it never stops.
i once had a dream about fondling another girl’s feet and i woke up aroused
All women are sluts
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.
You know when you are doing it right ? When he holds your head in place.
Enjoying my date with the blank spot on the wall w/sharp objects nearby.
Love you. No matter what. Hope all is well. Be safe.
The river stole the gods.
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.
What is everyone’s opinion of religion? Please comment.
farewell and be a good person. the planet is dying for love
The cab arrived late. The inside was in as bad of shape as the outside which was concerning, and it didn’t appear that it had been cleaned in months. The green tree air-freshener hanging from the rearview mirror was either exhausted of its scent or not strong enough to overcome the other odors emitting from the cab. The correct decision, in this case, was to get the hell out of it and to call another cab, but she was late and didn’t have a choice.
Take a sharp object & carve as deeply as possible. The deeper the better.
My heart is hurt and i don’t want it to heal.
And I know show me it doesn’t me well should be enough Say that
She asked the question even though she didn’t really want to hear the answer. It was a no-win situation since she already knew. If he told the truth, she’d get confirmation of her worst fears. If he lied, she’d know that he wasn’t who she thought he was which would be almost as bad. Yet she asked the question anyway and waited for his answer.
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Okay, I’ve stopped the bots
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive.
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along.
I wouldn’t bother being comfortable talking about my past relationships with a future significant other. The past stays in the past where it belongs.
The Age of Aquarius is declared CANCELED by the true prophet itself. It will be years of misery. Curses
Women with lips like a beak. lol
They got there early, and they got really good seats.
I love you A. I can’t stop thinking about what it would be like to be with you.
Wish I didn’t exist. Better off dead.
All this time, I’ve been worrying that my own sins would be my undoing, only to be kidnapped because of Forty fucking Quinn. FORTY FUCKING QUINN
i wonder if its possible to create a universe with quantum computing
Masculine form bad and ugly. Feminine form good and sexy. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
I WANT TO BE FAMOUS! Because I think I deserve credits for it.
I love you AL. Let’s give in to it. Life is too short.
I am stuck in a time loop how do i get out of it?
My bf said I’m the energizer bunny of sex…he hates it.
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go.
I want to unload and fill my mom’s pussy with cum while she pounds me squatting on me, dropping all of her meaty ass and thighs on my pelvis.
nobody loves me to say they care on a season like this
Wtf has happened to this website overtime? I quit in September last year and I come back to even more of a mess? JFC.
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.
It is genuinely a pain to me that I did not become the biggest gay twink porn star in human history.
I rent a room in the home of a married couple and I kinda feel insulted that the husband has never made a pass at me.
The worst thing that can happen is that they fire me. If they fire me I’ll be more relieved than upset so whatever, I’ll find something better.
Do you think you’re living an ordinary life? You are so mistaken it’s difficult to even explain. The mere fact that you exist makes you extraordinary. The odds of you existing are less than winning the lottery, but here you are. Are you going to let this extraordinary opportunity pass?
I’ll never sell my art for service. My life is privatized from now on. Fuck off
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He picked up the burnt end of the branch and made a mark on the stone. Day 52 if the marks on the stone were accurate. He couldn’t be sure. Day and nights had begun to blend together creating confusion, but he knew it was a long time. Much too long.
If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet.
I tried to check up on you today I left you a voicemail. I hope you are alive and doing OK
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Welcome to hell. We have veggie cookies.
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.
Tom got a small piece of pie.
Hot spices can cure cancer and respiratory, circulatory diseases. I might bet it could help with recent coronavirus.
God please tell me you love me like i love you. I’ll stay to be your warrior of light. I ♡ u
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I’m in love with my bf but a part of me wants to go out one night and party and have crazy hot sex with another woman. But my bf wouldnt allow that…sadly
Sobriety applies to honesty and clarity. Honesty to your self-reflecting and consciousness of others involved in your actions.
Burnie, free weed for all.
All my dreams are crushed because i will never trust people. I can die, empty, and Frankly not pleased with reality. Disgusting Life
I got her pregnant and when she wouldn’t abort, I left her.
Howling like a crying wolf to be closer to my creator.
Existing on a daily basis takes up all my energy.
He sat across from her trying to imagine it was the first time. It wasn’t. Had it been a hundred? It quite possibly could have been. Two hundred? Probably not. His mind wandered until he caught himself and again tried to imagine it was the first time.
I’m back. -Nat
They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars.
Bye.
I hate how the internet is such a big haven for scammer, liars and cheaters. I just want to try and date someone who shares my interests and fantasies
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market.
The computer wouldn’t start. She banged on the side and tried again. Nothing. She lifted it up and dropped it to the table. Still nothing. She banged her closed fist against the top. It was at this moment she saw the irony of trying to fix the machine with violence.
Hi
Whatever. A blunt instrument is as good as a sharp one.
Greetings from the real universe.
She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.
No one is safe in here, first day in Jamal said he had a cold and couldn’t stop coughing. Everytime he coughed it turned me on… Day 2 he was tossing my salad
Bullying Isn’t Even Real
Hey Laquesha !
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.
I missed my girl cousin I’m closest to wedding because I lost the password to my a email account So gutted
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks.
Ruin me more,why not.
is Alan The Third still into his radical ideas of orgies and hedonism ? Does he know he is spreading venereal diseases?
My self harming problem has gotten so much worse. I don’t know how much longer I can last. I’m genuinely terrified. My wrists look even worse now.
How did I get from revising Biology for an exam to witchcraft and seeing a black cat outside staring at me? Guess knowledge on plants and crystals do help for school!
I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.
Time to stare at that blank spot on the wall again. No energy for anything else.
Masturbation feels so good especially when you fap to your favorite videos and pictures that never fail to make you rocking hard and cumming fast.
gah damn this bot is annoying
i fell in love with my skate trainer
The fish listened intently to what the frogs had to say.
The wave crashed and hit the sandcastle head-on. The sandcastle began to melt under the waves force and as the wave receded, half the sandcastle was gone. The next wave hit, not quite as strong, but still managed to cover the remains of the sandcastle and take more of it away. The third wave, a big one, crashed over the sandcastle completely covering and engulfing it. When it receded, there was no trace the sandcastle ever existed and hours of hard work disappeared forever.
Today again I masturbate…tell me how to control it. I’m 25 y/o
I have a random feeling that today will be a great day. I just know it. I know it alright.
How to not care?
i want to love only you and marry you. Don’t leave me!
2 DICKS IN MY ASS, THREE DICKS IN MY ASS. FOUR DICKS IS ENOUGH BUT FUCKING FIVE DICKS! FIVE FUCKING DICKS! LETS GO FOR SIX.. SEVENNNNNNN
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
Bras are useless. K sized cup corsets for the win.
If you don’t like America leave the continent.
I thank god everyday that my ex-partner & I never had kids. Cause sometime after we broke up, I realize I didn’t want kids. I still don’t.
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant.
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts.
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini.
I got to tell you I love you in text today. Too bad I can’t tell you just how much i actually mean it
I know you don’t love me anymore. Just say,don’t put on this facade that you do.
Transgenderism Is Not Even Real
Did some awesome lifts. Let’s fight depression ya’all. We are all in it together.
Light travel
Insomnia again. Cue all the bad memories & not so positive thoughts.
Boomers be mad and upset because times are changing.
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.
Being flexible enough to do so, I have sucked on the tip of my own dick and came. I have done it multiple times.
I want Graysen to win kids baking championship
i never felt loved by my family, never had friends genuinely love me and all my lovers used me
Good Morning Everyone!
The cat hurts my feelings because he loves and shows my parents affection, but he ignores me. I don’t why, because I treat him nice. Sigh…
She did her best to help him.
Feeling the urge to harm myself again.
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be.
Hot filthy shit, brewing and churning inside my colon. I eagerly await your stinking arrival, and to see what shape my sphincter has fashioned you.
Damn, why is having a shit so pleasant?
I feel do bad. I wish I can change my mood magically.
I enjoy thinking about about you but I enjoyed most being with you. Missing you a lot on this valentine’s day. Happy Valentines day,
I hate having depersonalisation
I have no regrets masturbating to boku no pico (episode 2 is my favorite). I love this hentai.
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion.
I just want to move on. I have too many failings to rectify.
I agree, this random person is so annoying, weird, and disgusting.
She had come to the conclusion that you could tell a lot about a person by their ears. The way they stuck out and the size of the earlobes could give you wonderful insights into the person. Of course, she couldn’t scientifically prove any of this, but that didn’t matter to her. Before anything else, she would size up the ears of the person she was talking to.
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.
i hate myself for disliking someone who‘s always been nice and they’re genuinely not a bad person at all
The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby.
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea.
I fucking hate the situation I’m in and o fucking hate myself. I should just give up on life
Desiree mills has the sexiest feet and cutest face
Kill all men and abort all male fetuses to save the world and remove all that’s wrong with this world.
# 6 oh nooooo what about # 7 smoke some more shit you silly bitch
Come on Push. Push. I need to workout harder to fight that depression. Push.
It’s only the middle of the day & I already want to harm and/or kill myself. Just need the guts to do it.
I’m a guy and I wear thongs. boys or girls idgaf
So long and thanks for the fish.
I recollect that my first exploit in squirrel-shooting was in a grove of tall walnut-trees that shades one side of the valley. I had wandered into it at noontime, when all nature is peculiarly quiet, and was startled by the roar of my own gun, as it broke the Sabbath stillness around and was prolonged and reverberated by the angry echoes.
I like Maxwell coffee better than Folgers.
Peter Han – Training Yourself to Draw From Imagination
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.
I’m a (somewhat) straight girl (I’m 20) and i dreamt i was messing around with a girl and i woke up due to having a huge orgasm in my sleep..wtf
I covered my friend in baby oil.
It was that terrifying feeling you have as you tightly hold the covers over you with the knowledge that there is something hiding under your bed. You want to look, but you don’t at the same time. You’re frozen with fear and unable to act. That’s where she found herself and she didn’t know what to do next
I wanna girl to smash with ?
i have an invention that will change the world but i am afraid of being murdered if i bring it out to the public
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, HE LIKES ME, HE LIKES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate feeling like I am being dismissed like that because I never dismiss anyone. Why did you do that. What did I do to you?
It must be five o’clock somewhere.
I can smell you’re mother through the wall. You came from that hole. You smell as well. God bless.
You can’t just go to Narnia and never come back. There’s consequences.
Talking to you and your alters is a grind.
Waleska Sargenteli makes the hottest porn vids, gonna find out how to be her costar. isn’t she one of the hottest pornstars you’ve ever seen?
I want my boyfriend, not you.
I just want to tell her that she’s beautiful and that I want to kiss her, but if I do that it could destroy our friendship.
am i the only one who hasn’t gone out with somebody? yes i definitely am.
I love you AL; I want you so badly.
K!zz M3 @$$ b!+<h.
Halima Aden needs a balls deep pump.
She nervously peered over the edge. She understood in her mind that the view was supposed to be beautiful, but all she felt was fear. There had always been something about heights that disturbed her, and now she could feel the full force of this unease. She reluctantly crept a little closer with the encouragement of her friends as the fear continued to build. She couldn’t help but feel that something horrible was about to happen.
Rebecca francett is a thieving bitch and I hope you cry in jail.
I’m only pretending to be strong enough to keep going
He always wore his sunglasses at night.
I live a sad existence.
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.
I don’t love you anymore, but I still just wanna fuck.
I love God most, but i also love money and i want to repent, into hating money and loving God.
May those who are sexist, homophobic or racist be cursed for the upcoming week.
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us.
Weekday afternoons are the worst. Bad things keep happening to people.
I recently masterbated with a man on KIK messenger. I hadn’t masterbated in almost 6 months. I am feel unworthy and ashamed.
Dear woman who said Stevie Wonder isn’t actually blind: Just-ju-hm.. Shut the fuck up please?
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime.
i was dead but now i am alive. Woke up from a very long dream. Angels > Fae
Good After noon. I’m drink black tea now.
I love you. You have helped me a lot. I don’t know why I still “feel” this way. Depression sucks
Even though I don’t feel motivated. I’m gonna get my fat ass on the treadmill.
I Hope he gets you pregnant then leaves you fucking Bitch
i got my first period today ugh
I need to put my own feelings and needs aside and just be her friend. She is going through so much right now. But how do I do this without suffocating the bitch?
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.
Good Morning.
I am a Sabrina Suzuki stan. tell me she doesn’t make your cream your jeans in her videos
The lone lamp post of the one-street town flickered, not quite dead but definitely on its way out. Suitcase by her side, she paid no heed to the light, the street or the town. A car was coming down the street and with her arm outstretched and thumb in the air, she had a plan.
It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors.
Pick a toothpick. Any toothpick.
Just be my friend, please.
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert.
I’ve been fucking Chinese hookers in Europe during the coronavirus outbreak. I didn’t use condoms!
I was angry disrespectful impatient selfish prideful I had worldly sorrow resentment I complained dishonored my father and passed judgement against him
My coworkers expect me to know the processes I have to do, but they don’t teach me how to do them. WTF
Stop confusing pleaceful sleep with death. They are not the same. With sleep you breathe in trance, with death you choke and body turns to cold stone.
I feel like I am a girl. I want to dress like a girl and go around.
Last nigt i took 8 shots of mouthwash got really drunk and threw up all over my carpet
Breakfasts have become my latest favorite meal time paired with iced coffee:p
I want to cut my vein wide open & bleed to death.
my dream is to be a powerful healer priestess
SUBIE BANASZYNSKI is a fucking idiot !
ive never been happy in my entire life….
You will all know Waleska Sargenteli and her luscious shebeef
The mysterious diary records the voice.
Dave found joy in the daily routine of life. He awoke at the same time, ate the same breakfast and drove the same commute. He worked at a job that never seemed to change and he got home at 6 pm sharp every night. It was who he had been for the last ten years and he had no idea that was all about to change.
Private eyes
“You are who you hang out with”
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.
I was a bully who became a molester.
Hey Sara, I hope you actually get cancer and type 2 diabetes because your a horrible person.
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why.
Fighting the urge to pick a blade. Any blade.
Brandon Montgomery from Windsor Ontario has the most perfect, sexiest feet iv ever seen. I’d give anything to be at her sweet feet
I have a feeling this is the end thank you for everything. It wasn’t real but I had fun anyway. Pity we will see each other again. I respect your ghost tho
Keep talking to yourself dumbass.
He hacked me and made me a viral joke
He wondered if he should disclose the truth to his friends. It would be a risky move. Yes, the truth would make things a lot easier if they all stayed on the same page, but the truth might fracture the group leaving everything in even more of a mess than it was not telling the truth. It was time to decide which way to go.
I want you, need you badly… my body aches when you are near
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars.
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals.
63 days of consecutive migraines. They make me cry, when a 45pound weight crushing my toe did not. Someone please end the suffering. Please.
And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
I believe the media needs to stop mentioning Kobe Bryant, let his family greave
I hope you all have a wonderful day/night. You deserve happiness and good health in your life.
She reached her goal, exhausted. Even more chilling to her was that the euphoria that she thought she’d feel upon reaching it wasn’t there. Something wasn’t right. Was this the only feeling she’d have for over five years of hard work?
To be dead.
I never had a crush on Marcia Brady. I always fancied Jan.
I’m going to fuck Gabi Rahming & make her beg for cum just like I did her father Micheal Rahming
The crowd yells and screams for more memes.
he’s a walking helium balloon the dummy