I’ll settle this.
Dear, 18 y/o Home Depot Kid,
First of all, congratulations on your 8 inch c***.
We, the community, here at Simply Confess would like to know if you’ve by any chance made contact with the mysterious 23 y/o black female who appears to have responded to your confession, assuming you are the one who sent her your email. Some of us suspect the alleged female in question was indeed our neighbor Corvalius, he is a menace and might actually be clinically retarded, therefore, we do not put these such antics past this one.
Hopefully you return to answer our inquiry, if not, please disregard and enjoy your large c***.
Signed, The Community at Simply Confess.
