Tips & Tricks for Shoplifting anyone?
If you’re about to comment something like ‘dOnT sTeAl tHiNgS yOu biG mEaNiE!1!1!1” don’t even bother mate, if someone’s shoplifting it’s obvious they ain’t gonna listen to some little mite like you on the internet lmao
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Hide stuff in your ass. It’ll be good practice for prison later.
Aw looks like someone can’t read 😔 so sad😣
Scratch/Rip the tag off. (If they have alarms or metal detectors)
Small things go in your pocket but the bigger things go in your bag.
Always go to the back or just somewhere out of sight from people. (So no one catches you)
Look around a bit more then walk out of the store casually.
A long coat with the lining sewn all around the bottom. Cut a hole in one pocket. Drop items inside it.
Best advice mate, don’t get caught.
Oh really?! *rolling eyes* – Nat