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  • I think it has past that a long time ago. It is wallowing in the darkest recess of the pits of despair

    Anonymous February 10, 2019 1:01 am Reply
  • No it’s not. It’s not as vague and boring now. Except for all the gay/lesbian shit gets old quick.

    Anonymous February 10, 2019 1:05 am Reply
  • It’s because everyone on this site are all a bunch of terrorist loving, nigger loving, hippie retarded liberals.

    Anonymous February 10, 2019 1:05 am Reply
    • How many of your front teeth are you missing?

      Anonymous February 10, 2019 1:22 am Reply
      • Why don’t you go to Africa and ask that to a bunch of million starving kids over there? Nigger loving faggot.

        Anonymous February 10, 2019 2:22 am Reply
  • Average content on SimplyConfess:

    1. “I stole my (insert female relative here)’s (article of clothing) and jerked my weenie off into it and then put it back into the drawer.”

    2. “ALLAHU ACKBAR! ALLAHU ACKBAR! ALLAHU ACKBAR!”

    3. “Blah blah SJWs/republicunts suck blah blah blah blah generic normie political rhetoric we’ve all heard over and over before, blah blabbity bloo.”

    4. (Insert generic confession of pedophilia, dog-fucking, or some other form of rape here)

    5. >”Guys I fantasize about being raped is there something wrong with me?”

    >Would’ve known rape fantasies are actually very common with a simple Google search.

    >Obligatory comment from that one low-quality-bait troll that tells people who talk about being raped they should be thankful for it.

    6. “Corvallus wants his backsnatch bred.”

    8. “FUCKING NIGGERS!”

    9. “FUCKING RACIST PEOPLE!”

    10. (Insert vague open letter to an ex/crush here).

    You guys need to be original again. Please. I’d rather have every post be a gay confession if this is the shit you come up with nowadays.

    Anonymous February 10, 2019 2:17 am Reply

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