Hey, I just wanted to say that one day I fell like I might turn into a rat. I don’t know, I really don’t know. One day I was just living my life taking a s***, and the next thing I think of is “Y’know, maybe I might turn into a rat one day.” And then, the thought came up again when I was eating my boiled chicken, which was a suggestion that came up by a fellow confesser. I wanna turn into a rat. I think it would be fun to squeak and find the love of my life, and my wife :). I also wanna f***. I’m a virgin.

• Share on Facebook