• 6 years ago
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I’m in Pissy Paris right now and this rancid stench on the streets from these disgusting people having pulled their pussie and c**** out and urinated on the walls is most pungent. You can smell it from my 3rd floor balcony hotel. I should sue the city for f****** up my sinuses. My eyes are watery and 1 nostril has just said f*** it and collapsed. I’ve tried breathing out of my mouth and could still smell it somehow. Idk, what kind of advance piss pheromones these are or whatever the f***.. Europe in general just makes my f****** skill crawl. How do they have emaculant building architecture with 3’o clock shadows. Everything is stained, from having been completely filthy at one point. And the fact that they used to pile their bubonic dead like dominos out onto the streets for body collectors, surely resulted in some angry spirits pissed off at the blatant disrespect. Idk, what kind of ghouls and goblins lurk around the corner so I dont go out at night. F*** that. This whole country is a goddamned biohazard and needs to power washed with a category 8 acid hurricane typhoon. I’d kill myself but one these nasty motherfuckers might r*** my corpse..

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  • And also, dont use the metro. It’s a direct transit to gates of hells of Satan, the Adversary. You’ve been warned.

    Anonymous September 9, 2018 10:38 am Reply
  • I’m guessing you come from one of the the new countries (US, Australia etc). Give it 700 years, your architecture will have the same problems. You just don’t have enough history yet.

    Anonymous September 9, 2018 11:39 am Reply
  • Technically piss doesn’t affect sinuses. And humans mostly breathe through only one nostril at a time anyway (check out the Nasal Cycle), so it’s almost certainly not related.

    Anonymous September 9, 2018 2:28 pm Reply

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