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What’s up my friends and freaks, CORVALLUS here! Real ones know I first appeared in the fall of 2018 during a Pac-12 game at Oregon State; the first post was about an o*** at the Lynx bus station, where I was stuck in the cold for two hours trying to get to work. I wrote these nasty stories to show the good side of people like Clark Hallisey, Mister Jizzle, Jizzle Jim, Tuna Can Todd Valentine, and more; those are the real people behind the amalgamation that was the OG Corvallus. Then the so-called Preston Manzy nka Prestonian bka Presto Jizzo started posting in my name; that gay lot lizard was just jealous of my fake stories. If he wants the real deal he should seek out Clark Hallisey who is probably getting his backsnatch blown out by Cindy Too Much.

Be kind to each other, we all gotta live together.

PEACE LOVE BACKSNATCH,

CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW

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