she’s the proton and i’m the electron which is attracted to the proton but can’t fall into the nucleus to go get it because it’s being repelled by the strong nuclear force, and because it’s often found in an exited state because she blinds me with photons and I fly around her in circles so fast you can’t know my position and velocity at the same time and i’m probably really annoying but electrons really want to be near protons so I just fly around her in circles for eternity like a retard or until something hits me with an x-ray llloooool
