Wooooeeee those fellas at Cleo’s really blew my backsnatch out last night!
I tried to tell them about The Corvallus Difference™️ (I’m now also offering free WiFi via a hotspot) and they just said “shut up white b**** and bend dat a** over!”
“You da boss black king!”
Today I’m sitting on a bag of frozen peas and I’ve got a popsicle suppository!
But if I made just one African American man happy last night it was all worth it.
— Corvallus Winslow
