• 2 weeks ago

I went to a damn frozen yogurt shop today to get a nice treat to fill my belly and I was trying the flavors boy they must had 30 different ones and the clerk (gay) says to me “sir there is a limit to how many flavors you can try”.

I said “boy did I just hear you calling me a cheap nigger because that’s what I’m gonna tell your boss, twitter and the news!”

“I didn’t say that!” He said.

“Well you implied it but if you take me in the bathroom and drain my balls I won’t say a word to nobody!”

“Ok, fine! Let me lock the store up”.

Got me a sloppy 18 year old blowjob and a free bucket of frozen yogurt with peanit butter cups on top. Sounds like a great day to me ✊🏿