Joel Osteen confirms that there will be no forgiveness for insulting China, as according to Joel, forgiveness can come only from Heaven, or paying lots of money to Joel’s church.
You can download Joel Osteen apps and listen to his sermons and send him your money.
You can also download President Xi Jinging’s new Social App called ‘Praise China” to earn credits on your social score.
Have you been jerking off to Joel Osteen’s wife or daughter? Which one was best? We await your Confession.