• 2 weeks ago

Kerpal and Sachin Tendulkar spitroasted me at the Delano while Siem De Jong and Pym Fortuyn glazed me & paddled me with a cricket bat, this was for the premiere of Casino Royale on Miami Beach. I was worried about getting AIDS from Kerpal’s fragrant and wooly pubes, a thicket reminiscent of Rasputin’s beard. His musk was quite malodorous, and i wondered if the kiss of death poxed his dick. nonetheless, he rode my hershey highway to infinity and beyond, seeding me numerous times over, the curry really churned in me that night. After we went to Lucky Chengs where i was the slut of honor. Never have i ever been as slutted and nutted as that night.

Clark Hallisey