There was this white racist guy at a BBQ I was at, and I knew how to manipulate him perfectly because he’s such a dumbass. I simply went up to him and told him that his girlfriend cheated on him with a black guy.
At first he just looked at me with a blank face, but then I interlocked both hands with my fingers and began clapping my palms together.
“That’s what it sounded like when he was fucking her ass,” I said.
Suddenly the whole place was turned upside down and the next thing I know he was being restrained by two guys. His face was red and spittle flew out of his mouth as he at me screamed “I’ll kill you!”
I of course was fine. I left the BBQ basking in my glory and then masturbated in my car.