I went to the damn pickle park tonight after not going for a long time and I saw these two white fruitcakes kissing and hugging in the bushes. I walked over and say “YOU DAMN PANTYWAISTS STOP THAT NOW!”
“We’re sorry!” they cried.
“STOP THAT.. AND START SUCKING ON THIS!”. “Oooh” they said and started polishing my chocolate knob together while I explained to them what useless weak Caucasians they are.
“Alright, bend over and grab your ankles!” I shouted.
“I’m not prepared” one cracker said.
“I’m a top” the other said.
“Do it now before I whip both your asses!”
They obliged but then these racists started arguing about me wearing a rubber. I assured them I ain’t gonna c** in dey a**.
I start pumping on the chubbier of the two crackers then switch to the other then back again. Then I start again on the “top” and really start slamming his cheeks hardest, I tell the t**** to get behind me and start licking my a** crack. My balls is slamming into old boys balls like a wrecking ball into a building. Just den I tensed up and blew my nut in old boys a** then I reached back and Grab b**** boys face and mashed it into my cheeks while I let out some Dookie air I been holding in! SMELL THAT S***** AIR CRACKER!!
I learned from da boss that crackers are only good for filling my belly, getting my nut and not asking me for s***!
👍🏿👍🏿The Darnellian
“BOOTYHOLES BUFORDS AND BEERS”
