My Dad lost his job, so I prayed that he would find a new one and said that whatever happens to me, you can do it, as long as my Dad finds a new job. In the next week, I almost got expelled over a block of cheese, one of my cringey secrets got exposed to my whole friend group, my crush found someone else, I started hallucinating, and I developed a rib deformation. My Dad then found a new job.
