Met some cracker off one of these damn apps. He came to my shaggin cabin and after I slammed his bootycheeks I blew my damn nut in his hole. That s*** felt good.
I got up and said “hey Kyle I think I got a damn mosqueeto bite on my b*** do you see it?” He looked and I said “no closer right there” pointing at the middle of my a**.
He got real close. I grabbed his head, held it close to my blowhole and let out the loudest damn ripper you ever heard right on his face! Since I ate two gas station egg salad sandwiches and washed them down with a steel reserve high gravity beer it had that real stinky sweet smell. Old boy left fast just like I like it. Get lost fartface!
The One & Only,
The Prestonian®
