So this one time when I was being fucked: I told him when he pulled out to put it on my belly cause I didn’t want a wet spot on the bed well he did and it went splat right up my nose I remember the sound of it hitting my sinuses then I started coughing and sneezing it came out in my mouth and I spit and went to get a drink of water he just thought it was the funniest thing ever also cause he knows he couldn’t get it that precise if he had tried
