Yo Prestonian here and I don’t remember that happening with Corvallus. I don’t do that kind of baloney anymore fam. I did do all those things to other men but don’t remember one named Corvallus. I used to drink a lot of steel reserve and earthquake beer, maybe don’t remember and that dude who said I climbed up a later and took a poo on his head be lying too.
The New Prestonian ™
