Corvallus cummin’ at you from central Florida, my gooch is greazed and sleazed for your pleasure. I’ve got fresh Pig Sweat poppers and my BACKSNATCH is bodacious and boiling with bootyjuice.
Drop your jizzlestick in my mancunt ahora! I wear nothing except a gunslingers belt equipped with self-service supplies like lube, wet wipes, hand sanitizer, poppers and Viagra, thats the Corvallus Difference™
Since the Prestonian doesn’t want to meet up anymore I’m opening the doors back up to every Spaniard, Sand Nigger, Ching Chong Charlie, Spade or Curry Cock who wants to rock my World!
Corvallus B Winslow III, Esq