Yo the damn Prestonian is back, what’s all this garbage Corvallus be writing, hell yeah I fucked his ass without a condom, hell yeah that shit felt good, hell no he ain’t my boyfriend cause I ain’t gay. That mfer is one of da gayest I ever met. While im slamming his lily white cheeks he’s screaming and hollerin saying he ain’t never had a piece of chocolate as big as the Prestonian, the ALABAMA SLAMMER. Then some cop came into the rest area and told us to leave, so I pulled out and noticed my dick looked like a damn chocolate dipped soft serve cone from dairy queen. Corvallus admitted that he had eaten enchiladas the night before on his drive up from Florida. Sick gay mofo.
The Prestonian/PRESTO CHANGO/MANZONEER/ PRESTWOOD MANZINI/THE MANZINGO