I have a huge crush on a girl from a cartoon
Me: It does not matter what turns you on and how you get your rocks off, some people fall in love with their car, a plane, one of those dress models in shops and many other odd things, but you are not hurting anyone else and if that is what turns you on, then it does not cost you anything to house, feed, dress, get her hair done, or anything else, so win win and she won’t ever lie to you, steal from you, f*** other men, have kids with you, or cost you anything to keep her safe and secure and when you want a break from her, just close the book and that’s it, until next time.
Seems like the perfect arrangement to me – lucky you.
