BREED MY BACKSNATCH TODAY Club Orlando! I will be GREAZED n SLEAZED for your pleasure, fresh PIG SWEAT poppers in my bandalero, c** feast on my fragrant grundle and push your passion poison up my creamy crevice! I need your TESTE TEA inside me! enter my enchanted zone with your engorged Elmer’s enchilada! I NEED THAT SEED!
JIZZLE ME NOW!
– CORVALLUS
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For awhile I thought there was some truth to this Corvallus character but I think now it’s totally just a joke right?
Elmer’s Enchilada 😜
I’m very real but I’m enjoy wordplay, and didn’t want to recycle one. I’m constantly trying to come up with new ones
A small point, a bandolier is the item, the person who wears it is the bandolero. You’re a bootyhole bandolero.
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic’s with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry’s and ordered 3 t66 turbo’s with NOS’s and a Motec System Exhaust.