Prestonian® here, been busy lately with some other s*** but today I went to some jackass crackers house, slammed his asscheeks, jizzed in his a****** then when he was in the shower I stole 60 dollars from his wallet then I went into his bathroom took a 12 inch s*** and didn’t flush it. Not my best story but like I said I been busy lately.
- 4 years ago
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So you had consensual gay sex and then didn’t flush a log?
Ooh what a badass /sarcasm
FUCK YOU I ALSO STOLE $60 YOU CRACKER!
You’re losing your edge you lousy jigaboo
Prestonian I’d love to service your mighty black jizzlestick! Coat my throat with your thick and tasty negro leche!
My backsnatch is also open and greazed 24/7 for you Presto Change-o! You’re the king and im a peasant.
Corvallus Winslow III, at your service
you must be a different person than me cuz I’m the one and only
– CORVALLUS
Hi Prestonian, would you consider answering some questions for me for a class project on marginalized individuals in racist and sexist America?
Since you’re African American and LGBTQ your perspective is very valuable! I respect you and your struggle brother ✊
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Uh Prestonian is one of the biggest racists and victimizers around, you’re unhinged!
Would you ever breed Corvallus’ backsnatch?
I wouldn’t let him knowingly. he’d have to get it at CUMUNION.
– Corvallus