I graduated summa c** laude at Harvard and had a great job lined up. Thought I had it f****** made. Spent my twenties burning out faster than a cheap candle in a white girl’s bedroom and eventually I fucked my entire life up. I moved back in with my parents as a newly thirty-something until they kicked me out. Hit rock bottom soon after. But you know something? Against all odds I crawled my way back up and now my salary’s getting very close to six figures. Wanna know how I did it? I lived by one simple motto: taxation is theft.

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