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You see a head pop over the bushes slowly with a pair of NK military goggles and hat, mirrors sunglasses and a strand of Jerry curl hair.

Hehehe…. Is all you hear.

12 hours later, the door creaks open as wind blows throughthe house…

All you hear Is a little girl scream as

YOUVE BEEN HIT BY

YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY

A Smmooothh criminal…

You run into the room and kick the man in the nuts but he’s already gliding towards the window holding his bowling hat with a white glove saying hehehehe

You run over to the window but he’s getting away on the back of a flying gorilla. OOOOOOWWW Is the last you hear from him.

Now you really want to shut down that evil simply confess website!

(Giggling comes from behind you)

But the kid is not my son…..

All Comments

  • Jheri curl, my dude…and it’s probably dripping with activator

    …I should process my pubes so they are slick like Eazy E’s juicy curl

    – Corvallus out hurrrr

    Anonymous May 13, 2019 4:15 pm Reply
    • Lol. Glad to see you here. We should make a collaboration just to piss off the moral trolls even more.

      -Nagerzman (yes. This was mine)

      Anonymous May 13, 2019 4:28 pm Reply
  • Also, what you meant to say was “bowler hat” not “bowling hat.” Which is moot since it was a Panama hat, not a bowler.

    Anonymous May 13, 2019 6:25 pm Reply
    • Thank you for letting me know.

      I also meant to type in Chimpanzee. I was meaning to make a reference to Bubbles the Chimpanzee.

      Anonymous May 13, 2019 6:29 pm Reply
  • Loose assholes really stink

    Anonymous May 14, 2019 2:27 am Reply

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