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I just cheated on my wife with this fat ass chick from work , fucked her ass, it was like eating pork

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  • Cold Winter In the winter a man says to his wife: “Should we get the pig inside, it is freezing out there.” “But it stinks”, says the wife to which the husband replies: “He will get used to it!” Q: Where do pigs leave their cars?
    A: A porking lot.

    how do you tell if your wif ey has had an affair with a pig, as she orgasms she will say Oink Oink a lot. how do you tell if your too drunk to notice? when you have porked a real pig and thought it was a pig poke, with pig tails but still unloaded your shoat.

    Q: What do piglets do after school?
    A: Their hamwork!

    Q: What do you call a pig with no legs?
    A: A groundhog.

    Q: What do pigs dress as on Halloween?
    A: Frankenswine

    Q: Why do pigs hand out on February 14th?
    A: Valenswines.

    Q: What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar. Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? A: Pulled-Pork Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A: A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio. Q: Why was the pig ejected from the football game? A: For playing dirty. Yesterday a pig invited me to see his new home. Actually it was quite stylish. Q: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital? A: In an hambulance! Q: What do you call a pig that drives recklessly? A: A road hog. Q: What do you call a pig with laryngitis? A: Disgruntled. Q: What did the pig say when he was sick? A: “Call the hambulance!” Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: Porkchop! Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A: a porky-pine Q: What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur and a pig? A: Jurassic pork! Q: What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? A: A porkasaurus rex! Q: Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read? A: “Porks Illustrated!” Q: What do you call a pig with a rash? A: Ham and Eczema Q: Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road? A: Because he was a slow-pork! Q: What would happen if pigs could fly? A: The price of pork would go skyrocket. Q: Why should you never tell a pig a secret? A: Because they love to squeal! Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won’t do. Q: How do you make a pig squeal? A: Kick your step mum in the FACE! Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease? A: Because men are pigs

    source: ****://www.jokes4us****/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/porkjokes.html

    Anonymous April 10, 2019 11:55 pm Reply
    • You really went all out, did ya?

      Anonymous April 11, 2019 7:37 am Reply
    • Lmao 😂

      Anonymous April 11, 2019 5:34 pm Reply
  • hahaahahaha, harr- harr harr harr.

    Anonymous April 10, 2019 11:57 pm Reply
  • if she is the pork then your the chuck steak. ahhahahahahaah.

    Anonymous April 11, 2019 12:08 am Reply
  • well just look out she don’t go a chop-suey you in court for harassment. hahhahahaaa, hahahaha. lmaosm. ahhhhaa.

    Anonymous April 11, 2019 12:17 am Reply
  • YOU are the real pig here.
    You stupid loser. Leave your wife she is better of with out you and your ugly std filled penis. You suck balls and I hate your personally u bastard

    Anonymous April 11, 2019 12:22 am Reply
    • he can’t he pulled a hamstring. hahahahaa. harr harr. hahaha.

      Anonymous April 11, 2019 12:26 am Reply
    • yeh, pigs rinds and scratching there tossy up his cracklings. hahaha. harr harr. hahaaa.

      Anonymous April 11, 2019 12:30 am Reply
  • did you show her your gibblets ? hahhaa, nine months time she will how your pigglets. hahahaha.

    harr harr. harr harr. haahaha. fuck off. stupid head. ahahaha. pig roll speech next birth day party you will getting a birthday cake like pippa the pig. hahahaha, hahahhaa. suck it up. hahahha, hahaa , harr harr. hhaha.

    Anonymous April 11, 2019 12:23 am Reply
  • pigs only attract boars. hahahaa that was a good one. hahaa. harr harr, haahaa. lmao

    Anonymous April 11, 2019 12:24 am Reply
  • so does that make you a boar-ring? lol. so funny. hahaahaha.

    Anonymous April 11, 2019 12:25 am Reply
  • …so, your wife won’t be missing you much.

    Anonymous April 17, 2019 3:11 am Reply

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