Cold Winter In the winter a man says to his wife: “Should we get the pig inside, it is freezing out there.” “But it stinks”, says the wife to which the husband replies: “He will get used to it!” Q: Where do pigs leave their cars? A: A porking lot.
how do you tell if your wif ey has had an affair with a pig, as she orgasms she will say Oink Oink a lot. how do you tell if your too drunk to notice? when you have porked a real pig and thought it was a pig poke, with pig tails but still unloaded your shoat.
Q: What do piglets do after school? A: Their hamwork!
Q: What do you call a pig with no legs? A: A groundhog.
Q: What do pigs dress as on Halloween? A: Frankenswine
Q: Why do pigs hand out on February 14th? A: Valenswines.
Q: What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar. Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? A: Pulled-Pork Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A: A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio. Q: Why was the pig ejected from the football game? A: For playing dirty. Yesterday a pig invited me to see his new home. Actually it was quite stylish. Q: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital? A: In an hambulance! Q: What do you call a pig that drives recklessly? A: A road hog. Q: What do you call a pig with laryngitis? A: Disgruntled. Q: What did the pig say when he was sick? A: “Call the hambulance!” Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: Porkchop! Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A: a porky-pine Q: What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur and a pig? A: Jurassic pork! Q: What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? A: A porkasaurus rex! Q: Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read? A: “Porks Illustrated!” Q: What do you call a pig with a rash? A: Ham and Eczema Q: Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road? A: Because he was a slow-pork! Q: What would happen if pigs could fly? A: The price of pork would go skyrocket. Q: Why should you never tell a pig a secret? A: Because they love to squeal! Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won’t do. Q: How do you make a pig squeal? A: Kick your step mum in the FACE! Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease? A: Because men are pigs
YOU are the real pig here. You stupid loser. Leave your wife she is better of with out you and your ugly std filled penis. You suck balls and I hate your personally u bastard
did you show her your gibblets ? hahhaa, nine months time she will how your pigglets. hahahaha.
harr harr. harr harr. haahaha. fuck off. stupid head. ahahaha. pig roll speech next birth day party you will getting a birthday cake like pippa the pig. hahahaha, hahahhaa. suck it up. hahahha, hahaa , harr harr. hhaha.
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Cold Winter In the winter a man says to his wife: “Should we get the pig inside, it is freezing out there.” “But it stinks”, says the wife to which the husband replies: “He will get used to it!” Q: Where do pigs leave their cars?
A: A porking lot.
how do you tell if your wif ey has had an affair with a pig, as she orgasms she will say Oink Oink a lot. how do you tell if your too drunk to notice? when you have porked a real pig and thought it was a pig poke, with pig tails but still unloaded your shoat.
Q: What do piglets do after school?
A: Their hamwork!
Q: What do you call a pig with no legs?
A: A groundhog.
Q: What do pigs dress as on Halloween?
A: Frankenswine
Q: Why do pigs hand out on February 14th?
A: Valenswines.
Q: What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar. Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? A: Pulled-Pork Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A: A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio. Q: Why was the pig ejected from the football game? A: For playing dirty. Yesterday a pig invited me to see his new home. Actually it was quite stylish. Q: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital? A: In an hambulance! Q: What do you call a pig that drives recklessly? A: A road hog. Q: What do you call a pig with laryngitis? A: Disgruntled. Q: What did the pig say when he was sick? A: “Call the hambulance!” Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: Porkchop! Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A: a porky-pine Q: What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur and a pig? A: Jurassic pork! Q: What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? A: A porkasaurus rex! Q: Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read? A: “Porks Illustrated!” Q: What do you call a pig with a rash? A: Ham and Eczema Q: Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road? A: Because he was a slow-pork! Q: What would happen if pigs could fly? A: The price of pork would go skyrocket. Q: Why should you never tell a pig a secret? A: Because they love to squeal! Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won’t do. Q: How do you make a pig squeal? A: Kick your step mum in the FACE! Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease? A: Because men are pigs
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You really went all out, did ya?
Lmao 😂
hahaahahaha, harr- harr harr harr.
if she is the pork then your the chuck steak. ahhahahahahaah.
well just look out she don’t go a chop-suey you in court for harassment. hahhahahaaa, hahahaha. lmaosm. ahhhhaa.
YOU are the real pig here.
You stupid loser. Leave your wife she is better of with out you and your ugly std filled penis. You suck balls and I hate your personally u bastard
he can’t he pulled a hamstring. hahahahaa. harr harr. hahaha.
yeh, pigs rinds and scratching there tossy up his cracklings. hahaha. harr harr. hahaaa.
did you show her your gibblets ? hahhaa, nine months time she will how your pigglets. hahahaha.
harr harr. harr harr. haahaha. fuck off. stupid head. ahahaha. pig roll speech next birth day party you will getting a birthday cake like pippa the pig. hahahaha, hahahhaa. suck it up. hahahha, hahaa , harr harr. hhaha.
pigs only attract boars. hahahaa that was a good one. hahaa. harr harr, haahaa. lmao
so does that make you a boar-ring? lol. so funny. hahaahaha.
…so, your wife won’t be missing you much.