I am 44 and a realtor in a large new subdivision. Everyone gets up early, and they leave and no one is back till late afternoon. During the day it is a mortuary. I show houses for a living driving around the empty neighborhoods. I walk around inside people’s houses, they clean up but I have seen dildos in the bathroom, mirrors on the ceilings, a*** lubricants on the nightstands, p****** on the bathroom floor. I go to the house before a showing to clean up and get that stuff put away. My confession is that more than once I have masturbated with another woman’s d**** on her bed. I make everything right before I leave and bring the buyer to tour the house. I don’t wash the d****, maybe she didn’t wash it either.

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