So I recently united with my long lost sister, we’re both 22. She’s a cute, perky blonde with a voluptuous figure, much like her mother’s. Our first night out together we got super drunk and she began giving me these suggestive looks on our ride home. Well, we get back to her place and it’s just the two of us, alone together. Then one thing lead to another, and we ended up doing the unspeakable…

…we watched Dear White People. And for you nasty users who thought we were gonna f***, get therapy.

also TAXATION IS THEFT

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