I used to work in a small t-shirt shop in the local mall. Almost every day, I’d give free shirt off the clearance rack to high school girls if they would flash me. Over the course of the two years I worked there, I probably saw well over a hundred different pairs of breasts. Mostly 14, 15, 16 year olds. Girls that young are so physically perfect, it’s hard to describe.

Good times, man. Good times.

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