I really had to pee while at a Starbucks after being stuck in traffic for like 4 hours, and there were two bathrooms right next to each other. Both were occupied; one was marked “employees only.” That door opened and a young guy with a green apron emerged. “Dude, I really have to go, do you mind?” He looked me up and down and said “Sorry, employees only.” He walked away but I used my foot to keep the door from completely closing, and went in. I rained my urine all over the floor, on and around the toilet seat, onto and into the garbage can, soaking everything with what must have been a gallon of pee. I almost left a note reading “Think about me while you clean up this piss” but message delivered. I got back into my car and thought “Should I feel guilty about this?” Then…nahhh it’s funny. Little barista who thinks he’s a big man now has to clean my piss, and it was a little payback for the overpriced Starbucks. Whee! 🙂

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