• 6 months ago
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I really had to pee while at a Starbucks after being stuck in traffic for like 4 hours, and there were two bathrooms right next to each other. Both were occupied; one was marked “employees only.” That door opened and a young guy with a green apron emerged. “Dude, I really have to go, do you mind?” He looked me up and down and said “Sorry, employees only.” He walked away but I used my foot to keep the door from completely closing, and went in. I rained my urine all over the floor, on and around the toilet seat, onto and into the garbage can, soaking everything with what must have been a gallon of pee. I almost left a note reading “Think about me while you clean up this piss” but message delivered. I got back into my car and thought “Should I feel guilty about this?” Then…nahhh it’s funny. Little barista who thinks he’s a big man now has to clean my piss, and it was a little payback for the overpriced Starbucks. Whee! 🙂

All Comments

  • This is kind of like the waiter spitting on the food after the customer is rude but in reverse lol

    Anonymous February 8, 2019 3:06 pm Reply
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    Anonymous February 8, 2019 4:56 pm Reply
  • It’s horrible but it sounds like great revenge. I only hope the guy who has to clean it up is the same guy who wouldn’t let you use the toilet. I mean that’s really rude if you say you really have to go, what is the big deal letting a guy use the john?

    Anonymous February 8, 2019 5:27 pm Reply
  • Too bad you didn’t have to shit.

    Anonymous February 11, 2019 5:37 pm Reply
    • omg never thought of that…but I wouldn’t do that, it’s just too horrible for someone.

      Anonymous February 13, 2019 6:39 pm Reply

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