I was in a car accident and have been on serious pain meds for awhile for a broken leg. They caused pretty serious side effects, including constipation. So, after complaining, the doc gave me something to help me shit.
I nearly cried when taking a poop. I swear it felt like i was giving birth. The burning as my asshole stretched to pass this turd was worse than the first time I took it up the ass! I was sweating bullets!
When I got up and looked to make sure I hadn’t shat out any major organs I was in utter shock – it was literally bigger than my fist and mostly round. How could that possible come out of a human asshole?