Alright mates it’s time for a story.
Saturday night, I went out to dinner with my family. We went to this completely unhealthy, disgusting, amazing burger place. I wasn’t sure what to get, and I looked down at my menu and saw a burger with ghost pepper cheese on it. In case you weren’t aware, ghost peppers are one of the highest peppers on the richter (spiciness) scale. Basically they are the 2nd spiciest pepper on earth, only behind the genetically modified Carolina reaper. I was naive, and thought that the cheese would dull the spice. I was so wrong. I ended up with teary eyes and my throat in physical pain. I had diarrhea the next morning. I had to pour water on my a****** to make it stop hurting. It was a really good burger though. I’d get it again. I’d have to pour more water on my a******, but it’s worth it.

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