I got set up for a blind date with this super hot girl who turned out to be completely CRAZY. I had actually met her once before as like a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend and she seemed like a normal girl my age who was way out of my league and I didn’t even consider a date as a possibility. A few years later my friend’s girlfriend wants to set me up with someone she knows and I agree because she has a lot of cute friends and I am fairly average looking on a good day.
It’s Christmas time and I planned on taking her to a nice restaurant downtown and go skating at a local ice rink. Dinner seemed to go well, she laughed at my jokes, and she tried to be interested in whatever we were talking about. She tells me she had some skating incident years ago and doesn’t want to go. I’m cool with it, I’ll adapt. There is a movie theater near by and we go. She wants to sit all the way in the back to get “the best view”. Sure, I’ll go along with it. 15 minutes in she puts her head on my chest and starts whispering s*** things to me. Next she goes in for a kiss and I’m game for it.
At this point I was pretty cool with it even though I am really not a PDA type of guy. I try to slow this down because I kind of wanted to watch the movie and there were other people around that seemed to notice. Another 10 minutes later she wants to make out. We’re not like teens anymore. We’re in our late 20s. She starts feeling around my pants for my bulge and she’s going to town stroking it while she’s all over me. People are shushing us and I’m a little embarrassed because I know an usher is going to come and kick us out. I convince her to cool it down and we make it to the end of the movie. She wants to roll this into a Netflix and chill thing and I just kind of wanted to end the night there. I make up an excuse about an early day the next morning so I drop her off and leave.
I am not a s**-on-the-first-date guy because if I find a girl that’s up for that, then I know that’s really not the kind of girl I want to date. I tell my friend the next day and he was hoping that I got laid because that’s why he had his girlfriend set me up with her. He starts telling me this girl’s life story that started with s***** abuse and an absent father. She had been having s** with men since she was early in her teens. She has never had a boyfriend longer than a few weeks because she always cheats on them and is always looking for the next guy. Apparently she likes to arouse a guy on the first date to see if they are big enough for the date to continue. She has walked out on the date if the guy was not big enough because it would be a waste of her time. At this point she has been with over a hundred different guys since she was about 13. You would never guess this about her meeting her in a normal social setting because she seems completely well adjusted.
I don’t ask her out for another date and she finds out some of the things I said about the date from my friend and the girlfriend. She is PISSED. I am like one of the first guys to really reject her advances and she was not having that. She finds my parents, grandparents, sisters, employer, and past boss on facebook and puts this long rant about me “forcing her” to kiss and touch my p**** on our date on all their facebook walls. She left me like 10 angry voicemails about me making her feel like a w**** and “spreading s***” (I only told the one friend that set us up). I blocked her and moved on. I was pissed with my friend for weeks after that. I think it’s time to start online dating.

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