It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own p****. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-p**** contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I’m not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it’s possible that the government has found out. If I don’t update this again please send help.
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lad you didnt give us a location
I AM BEING HUNTED. There’s a van outside… I can’t give you location
Yeah, pretty sure it wasn’t your own penis
HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I think it just means you have to suck it again to get the van to go away! Damm I would! and I’d probably never stop
Must be quite an awkward position you have to get into to suck your own dick? You must be very flexible?
I used to be flexible enough to get a couple inches in. I miss those days!!!!!!!!!! But glad I was able to experience what it’s like
I bow to you
LMFAO