Ya know… One time i got my bf arrested like a mother fuckaa. We were doin the deed in his attic and I decided to have a great idea. I opened the window slighty when he was focusing and I screamed “ALL S** IS R***”.
About 5 seconds later a swat team with femenist jumping out, they break into the house and beat my bf while silently whispering “stop man spreading”. They drag him out and promptly arrest him. I pretty sure they cut off his d*** to. Thats life… Sometimes it ?️ like that.

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