A homeless midget peed inside me & my dad saw. We were having s** in my curtained bed & my sister came in so we had to stay silent. He suddenly had to pee & let it loose in my body, claiming it was c**. I laid on a soaked futon for hours. Then his alarm went off. It was A FEMALE O***** REMIX. It went off multiple times & my sis went silent. Dad heard & came in, ripping open the curtain. There I was, naked with a tiny homeless dude in a puddle of urine. It was humiliating & hilarious… & mortifying.

Moral of the story: Don’t do drugs, kids. You might get peed in by a homeless midget.

• Share on Facebook