I’m drunk and bored, so here’s a chronological list of every girl I’ve ever fucked. All names have been changed to initials because whatever.
01. L G
– HER AGE (at the time): 15
– HEIGHT: 5’0″
– BODY TYPE: thin
– PROS: short & thin, always h****
– CONS: loose p****, bad oral skills
02. J J
– HER AGE (at the time): 14
– HEIGHT: 5’4″
– BODY TYPE: thin
– PROS: perfect t***, flawless body from the neck down
– CONS: a face that looks like it’s been hit by a truck
03. C W
– HER AGE (at the time): 16
– HEIGHT: 5’3″
– BODY TYPE: thin
– PROS: really nice t***
– CONS: only got to hit it once
04. M V
– HER AGE (at the time): 20
– HEIGHT: 5’2″
– BODY TYPE: chubby
– PROS: good oral skills, likes to swallow
– CONS: kinda fat, wouldn’t f*** without a condom
05. C H
– HER AGE (at the time): 17
– HEIGHT: 5’9″
– BODY TYPE: thick
– PROS: always swallows
– CONS: doesn’t like her t*** played with
06. A S
– HER AGE (at the time): 15
– HEIGHT: 5’8″
– BODY TYPE: thin
– PROS: s*** as f***, nice t***, always h****
– CONS: not loyal at all
07. K T
– HER AGE (at the time): 17
– HEIGHT: 5’5″
– BODY TYPE: thin
– PROS: nice thin body
– CONS: bad oral skills, wouldn’t f*** without a condom
08. H S
– HER AGE (at the time): 21
– HEIGHT: 5’4″
– BODY TYPE: thick
– PROS: likes creampies, can’t get preggo
– CONS: kind of a b****
09. G A
– HER AGE (at the time): 17
– HEIGHT: 5’4″
– BODY TYPE: chubby
– PROS: let me c** inside her
– CONS: weird about giving head
10. A G
– HER AGE (at the time): 16
– HEIGHT: 5’3″
– BODY TYPE: thin
– PROS: nice t***, slender body, really slutty
– CONS: bad oral skills, really slutty
11. C K
– HER AGE (at the time): 16
– HEIGHT: 5’6″
– BODY TYPE: chubby
– PROS: gorgeous face, eager to please
– CONS: kinda fat, bad oral skills, wouldn’t f*** without a condom
12. J B
– HER AGE (at the time): 21
– HEIGHT: 5’4″
– BODY TYPE: chubby
– PROS: always swallows
– CONS: kinda dim-witted and childish
13. A R
– HER AGE (at the time): 16
– HEIGHT: 5’3″
– BODY TYPE: thick
– PROS: gorgeous face, always h****, likes creampies
– CONS: too emo for my taste
14. B B
– HER AGE (at the time): 16
– HEIGHT: 5’2″
– BODY TYPE: thin
– PROS: gorgeous face, nice body, perky t*** with perfect n******, tight p****, always h****, likes to send nudes
– CONS: only got to hit it once
15. M L
– HER AGE (at the time): 33
– HEIGHT: 5’5″
– BODY TYPE: thick
– PROS: likes creampies
– CONS: massive saggy b****
16. M B
– HER AGE (at the time): 19
– HEIGHT: 5’9″
– BODY TYPE: thick
– PROS: always h****, really slutty
– CONS: really slutty
17. A C
– HER AGE (at the time): 23
– HEIGHT: 5’0″
– BODY TYPE: thin
– PROS: nice thin body, but thick in the right places, really tight p****, likes to pose n***
– CONS: only gets h**** like once every couple of weeks
18. I S
– HER AGE (at the time): 27
– HEIGHT: 5’0″
– BODY TYPE: chubby
– PROS: good oral skills, always h****
– CONS: kinda fat, doesn’t swallow
19. D F
– HER AGE (at the time): 24
– HEIGHT: 5’3″
– BODY TYPE: slightly thick
– PROS: awesome t***, tight p****
– CONS: bad oral skills, kinda weird in general
20. E W
– HER AGE (at the time): just turned 18
– HEIGHT: 5’7″
– BODY TYPE: thick
– PROS: pretty face, really nice perfect n******
– CONS: loose p****, bad oral skills
21. A M
– HER AGE (at the time): 29
– HEIGHT: 5’2″
– BODY TYPE: chubby
– PROS: likes creampies, always h****
– CONS: not loyal
22. J S
– HER AGE (at the time): 22
– HEIGHT: 5’9″
– BODY TYPE: thick
– PROS: always h****
– CONS: doesn’t give head
23. A O
– HER AGE (at the time): 28
– HEIGHT: 5’4″
– BODY TYPE: chubby
– PROS: always h****, eager to please
– CONS: loves giving head, but nowhere near as good as she thinks she is
24. R B
– HER AGE (at the time): 36
– HEIGHT: 5’2″
– BODY TYPE: chubby
– PROS: eager to please
– CONS: kinda fat, wouldn’t f*** without a condom
25. A D
– HER AGE (at the time): 21
– HEIGHT: 5’8″
– BODY TYPE: thick
– PROS: always h****, eager to please, likes creampies
– CONS: ugly face
26. H K
– HER AGE (at the time): 38
– HEIGHT: 5’2″
– BODY TYPE: thin
– PROS: super h**** when she’s drunk
– CONS: doesn’t give head, really bitchy
27. A W
– HER AGE (at the time): 30
– HEIGHT: 5’2″
– BODY TYPE: chubby
– PROS: always swallows, likes creampies
– CONS: kinda fat
28. K B
– HER AGE (at the time): 35
– HEIGHT: 5’4″
– BODY TYPE: thick
– PROS: eager to please, tight p****, always swallows
– CONS: only got to hit it once
29. B B
– HER AGE (at the time): 30
– HEIGHT: 5’8″
– BODY TYPE: chubby
– PROS: eager to please, great oral skills, always swallows
– CONS: kinda fat
30. L F
– HER AGE (at the time): 37
– HEIGHT: 5’5″
– BODY TYPE: chubby
– PROS: super tight p****, great oral skills, likes creampies, always swallows, has multiple orgasms, eager to please
– CONS: massive saggy b****, kinda fat
All Comments
Yes I still have nude pictures of some of these chicks, and I even have a few sex tapes.
Pics or it never happened.
Wow. What a detailed list. How you kept such accurate records is incredible. Congratulations on all your conquests, I truly envy you for quite a few of them, but not all. I really hope you got to nail those babes with the hot bodies the most, and for the longest time?
Dude its made up bro
That’s a lot of men and boys
This has to be a lie, there is no way that you remember 30 sexual encounters in this much detail.
and also you’re kind of a pig 🙂
I’ll second that, as I’m sure a lot of others would.