I would joke in the past to my friend about wanting to have a midget experience. One weekend they actually came back from college they said they knew someone that might be interested, because they owed him a favor. They didn’t say anything so I didn’t get to find out anything about them. When they came I was already laying down with the lights off. So I had to lay in bed in an awkward silence for almost an hour getting a b****** from a stranger. I did enjoy feeling little three inch long sausage fingers being wrapped around me though. But definitely not something I want to do anymore.

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