Some people I know from school. I just have to share this s*** with someone. I’m sorry.

We had a kid that drank the entire olive oil/water mixture in 8th grade Chemistry. He threw up on the anatomical model.

A girl gave her bloodied pad to another girl as a gift. She also ate her vaginal discharge in class. Teachers didn’t do anything. She got bullied and left school. She was autistic. Also 8th grade.

The two girls at 9th grade that spent their recess in the girls’ bathroom eating each other out.

The girl that got a tube of lipstick stuck in her v*****. The school nurse (which also happened to be our biology teacher) had to “check” it and call the hospital. 10th grade.

The boy who tried to hang from the homeroom class’ door and ended up tearing it from its hinges. 7th grade.

After hours, some kids at detention locked the only teacher left out the classroom, keys inside. One showed her his d***. Janitor came back, and hell broke loose. The all got suspended except the d*** kid, who got expelled. It happened while I was on grade 7, they were grade 11. (Our school teaches grades 7-12)

Jesus, that’s about f****** it.

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