My boyfriend broke up with me.
When we were having s** I had the very funny and totally not stupid idea of T-posing while riding him. So I did. I climbed on top of him, and when I was supposed to start h****** I T-posed and stood there as he waited. After a few seconds I started laughing and he asked what the f*** was wrong with me. I reached for my phone and showed him pictures of 3D models and people T-posing. Apparently he just wanted me for s** because he left me the very next day. That was fine by me. He’s too clingy to a point where it’s plain creepy.

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