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I once ate a hot pocket, early in the afternoon at my house, everything was going good until I accidentally dropped it…alas, it fell on my schlong, I was only wearing briefs at that time and so it left me in extreme agony due to how hot the hot pocket was my dudes, it was complete torture.

But, the pain only lasted for about 2 days so, it’s all good now. :3

All Comments

  • What is a schlong? Haha

    Anonymous June 14, 2018 11:34 pm Reply
    • his cock, penis, dick, whatever ya wanna call it.

      Anonymous June 15, 2018 3:40 pm Reply
  • That’s the best story I’ve ever heard oh my god

    Anonymous June 15, 2018 4:22 am Reply
    • Thanks bro, glad you liked it UvUr

      Anonymous June 17, 2018 5:00 am Reply
  • 2 days? Mate, how long did you leave it on there for?

    Anonymous June 15, 2018 1:44 pm Reply
    • I took it off as quick as I could my dude, but I putted some aloe vera to help heal the burn, and so far since then, it’s been doing quite well and doesn’t have a sense of pain whenever I take a piss or do whatever with it.

      It was quite stupid asf for it to drop of my dick but hell, it wasn’t my fault, it was a mishap as I say, kek.

      Anonymous June 17, 2018 5:00 am Reply
      • Kek indeed.

        Anonymous June 17, 2018 7:41 pm Reply

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