“There’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has as special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever till the end of time… But he loves you.”
– George Carlin

T.A.