🌈This Is The Faggler Speaking!® I am all that is, ever has been, or ever will be pure, unadulterated MAN. My p**** is bigger than yours! My p**** is stronger than yours! My p**** is tougher than yours! My p**** was carved from a steel rock with a lumberjack’s roaring chainsaw! Plus, as the only true man– my large, powerful man brain is simply superior to you and anyone else. In closing, if you aren’t me, pretty much just f*** you. If you exist, and aren’t me– why haven’t you fallen down in the muddy, reeking garbage yet? It’s really for the best, your time is over. It’s okay to fall down and go to sleep, really. You should just go ahead and let it happen, it’s just time.
